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*我要去南方公园 快乐似神仙* I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
*灿烂笑脸随处见 邻里谦虚无欺骗* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
*我要去南方公园 烦恼抛一边* Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
*日夜停车不用愁 嘘寒问暖把你念* Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
*我要去南方公园 看我爽翻天* Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
*波霸妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫* I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
*快来南方公园 与朋友见个面* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
嘿 大伙！大伙们！ Hey, fellas! Fellas!
你想知道我今天几点起的吗？ You wanna know what time I woke up this morning?
-几点啊？ -六点零七！ - What time? - Around six-seven!
※“六七”是一个美国网络梗 无实际意义 起源于Skrilla的歌曲《Doot Doot (6 7)》
六七！ Six-seven!
噢 嘿 安妮 女士们 Oh, hey, Annie. Ladies
你们昨晚都做作业了吗？ Did you guys do your homework last night?
我试着做了 但是我被第六和第七题难倒了！ I tried to, but I got stuck on problems six and seven!
六七！ Six-seven!
嘿 埃里克！ Hey, Eric!
我懂 巴特斯 我懂 不用对我这么做 I know, Butters. I know. Don't do it to me
-这太好玩了 - 但我刚刚才同时对着 -It's too funny. - But I just did a six-seven
安妮和梅根做了一个六七！ With Annie and Megan at the same time!
是啊 我五分钟前才悄悄靠近温蒂 Yeah, five minutes ago I snuck up on Wendy
狠狠地从她身后六七了一下 And totally six-seven'd her from behind
-哇哦！ -嘿 斯科特 - Wow! - Hey, Scott
你的糖尿病咋样了 兄弟？ How's your diabetes, man?
-我的糖尿病？ -是的 你的A1C指数咋样啦？ - My diabetes? - Yeah, what's your A1C at?
六点七！ Six point seven
六七！ Six-seven!
噢 我的天呐 Oh, my God
太他妈搞笑了 So fucking funny
好的 每个人都给我听好了 All right, everyone, listen up
我收到很多报告说经常有人扰乱课堂秩序 I've gotten a lot of reports of disruptions in the classroom
重复着一些数字 像念咒语一样 And some satanic numerology shit going on
所以我想提醒大家 这是一所坚定基督学校 So I want to remind you this is a Power Christian school
而我是一名坚定基督徒校长 And I am a Power Christian Principal
我们是坚督的！ And we will be PC!
所以现在我想让你们聆听 So now I want you to hear from someone
圣经预言中的至高权威的声音 Who is the highest authority on Biblical prophecies
这个人绝对是世界末日和敌基督 This person is an absolute expert on the end of days
的解决专家 And the coming of the Antichrist
※Paypal和帕兰蒂尔公司的联合创办人 对政府保护下的敌基督表示了担忧
掌声欢迎彼得·蒂尔 Please welcome Mr. Peter Thiel
没人比彼得·蒂尔更懂敌基督 Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist
我是彼得·蒂尔 没人比我更懂敌基督 I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the Antichrist
今天就让我们一起学习敌基督吧 Let's learn about the Antichrist today
今天 Today
你们好啊 孩子们 我是彼得·蒂尔 今天我是来和你们 Hello, kids, I'm Peter Thiel, and I'm here to talk to you
谈谈敌基督的！ About the Antichrist!
好的 首先 敌基督是什么？ OK, so first, what is the Antichrist?
敌基督是一种更新的 更人性化的有关撒旦即将 The Antichrist is a newer, more human form of Satan
现身于世的理念 That will soon walk the Earth
我们不知道他什么时候才会现身 We don't know how soon it will walk the Earth
但是这可能会在接下来的6-7周内发生 But it could be within the next six to seven weeks
六七！ Six-seven!
额 好吧 Uh, kay
额 你可以看到 撒旦其实是一个堕落的天使 Uh, you see, Satan was a fallen angel
上帝惩罚了他 And God punished him
并确保撒旦永远不会有后代 And to make sure that Satan could never have offspring
上帝确实把撒旦的屁眼缩小 The Lord God did shrink Satan's asshole
成了只有小小的针孔大小 To the size of a tiny, little pinhole
这样就没有任何东西能穿透并射精进去了 So nothing could ever penetrate and ejaculate inside of it
这样一来 撒旦按理来说就不能有任何后代了 So Satan could never have a butt baby until
直到唐纳德·特朗普先生的出现 Along came Mr. Donald Trunp
他的阴茎实在是太太太迷你了 Whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny
小到这玩意真的能插进撒旦的屁眼里 It could actually fit in Satan's asshole
唐纳德·特朗普的阴茎有多大？ How small is Donald Trump's penis?
大约在6-7厘米之间吧 Somewhere between six and seven centimeters
六七！ Six-seven!
嘿 你们都给我听着 这非常重要 Hey, look, this is very important, people
听着 敌基督要来了 OK, the Antichrist is coming
圣经中提到的鹰 指的是美国 The Bible refers to the eagle, which refers to America
而第四封印被打破之时 地狱将会降临人间 The fourth seal broken, and hell coming to Earth
就在《启示录》第六章… It's right here in Revelations 6...
第六章第七节 Six-seven
六七！ Six-seven!
做得很好 现在用你的鼻子轻轻吸气 Good, and breathe in through your nose
再用嘴把这口气缓缓吐出 And out through your mouth
二 三 四 In--two, three four
然后呼气 二 三 四 And exhale--two, three, four
不错 现在放松你的肩膀 Good. Let your shoulders soften
让你的下巴自然放松 Let your jaw relax
现在在你的伴侣呼气的时候 轻轻地按压她的臀部 Now gentle pressure on the hips as your partner exhales
做的不错 Good
这太无聊了！ This is so boring!
你要不要试试闭嘴然后好好干活？ How about you shut up and do your job?
啊 求你了 撒旦！ Ah, come on, Satan!
我们要不直接回家然后做爱吧？ How about we just go home and fuck?
我们有好久好久没做爱了 We haven't had sex in forever
因为这对宝宝不好 That's because it's bad for the baby
是又怎样 操死这个宝宝 这太蠢了！ Yeah, but fuck the baby. This is stupid!
你刚刚是不是说了“操死宝宝”？ Did you just say "fuck the baby"?
嘿 放松 伙计 Hey, relax, guy
我不是说真的要操宝宝！ I didn't mean like really fuck the baby!
不 你知道吗？你可以直接滚回家了 No, you know what? You can just go home
接下来的我会自己完成 I'll finish this myself
你想的话现在就可以回家然后狠狠地自慰了 You can go home and jack off if you want
完美 Perfect
你好啊 老板 Hello, boss!
啊！操！ Ah! Shit!
好消息 老板 Good news, boss
我们刚刚又关停了一所堕胎诊所 We just shut down another abortion clinic
噢 好的 不错 这很不错 Oh, yeah, great. That's great
好的 老板 Yes, boss
你让所有的基督徒都十分满意 You've made all the Christians so happy
当然 城里还有一个诊所 Of course, there is still one more clinic
仍然还会做 That will still perform abortions
堕胎手术 Right here in town
-还剩一家诊所吗？ - 噢 是的 - There is? - Oh, yes
那些不能出生的婴儿是 How unfortunate that some babies
多么不幸啊 Will not be able to be born
作为基督徒 我们不能容忍这样的事情继续发生了 As Christians, we can't allow this to continue
也许你可以亲自 Perhaps you should go speak
和这个堕胎医生谈谈 With this abortion doctor personally
好啊 好啊！ Yeah. Yeah!
进来 Come in
坚督校长 您现在有空吗？ PC Principal, do you have a minute?
当然 耶稣 你需要些什么？ Sure, Jesus. What do you need?
我开始怀疑自己是否真的适合这里了 I'm starting to wonder if I really fit in here
你当然适合 Course you fit in
这所学校一直是左翼异教徒小婊子们的粪坑 This school's been a cesspool of heathen left-wing
只有我们的信仰能让他们走上正轨 Little bitches, and only our faith is gonna set them right
请问一下 Could I ask exactly
您到底是基督教的哪个分支 What branch of Christianity are you?
那种爱国的 The kind that loves his country
而且不容忍任何该死的同性恋的 And doesn't tolerate any fucking fags
是啊 你看 我-我真的不觉得我属于这里 Yeah, see, I-I really think I don't belong here
听着 我理解这是一个艰难的转变 Look, I understand it's a tough transition
你知道 这里的副校长 You know, the vice principal here
和你一样有矛盾 但她真的转变过来了 Had the same conflict as you, but she's really come around
副校长？你妻子？ The vice principal? Your wife?
没错 That's right
可以把基督女强人请进来吗？ Can you send in Strong Christian Woman, please?
她说这里不再适合她了 She was saying this wasn't the place for her anymore
但就在上周末 她皈依了基督教 But just this last weekend, she converted to Christianity
你想见我吗？ You wanted to see me?
是的 基督女强人 Yeah, Strong Christian Woman, I was just telling Jesus
我刚才在跟耶稣讲述我们的信仰 Here about our faith
哦 是的 这真是莫大的祝福 Oh, yes, it's been such a blessing
她周六皈依了 你觉得怎么样 嗯？ She converted on Saturday. What do you think, huh?
你这辈子见过比她更虔诚的基督徒吗 You ever seen a more Christian chick in your fucking life?
从来没有 Never
听着 我知道适应起来很难 Look, I know it's a hard adjustment
但只要坚持下去 But just stick with it
你就会融入这里 耶稣 And you're gonna fit in here just fine, Jesus
亲爱的 今天在学校里一切都好吗？ Everything go good at school today, honey?
是的 是的 学校很好 Yep, yep. School was good
学校真的很好 School was pretty good
一切都好吗 亲爱的？ Is everything OK, honey?
是的 一切都好 Yeah. Everything's fine
很好 It's fine
妈妈 呃 我可以--可以问你一件事儿吗？ Mom? Uh, could I-- could I ask you something?
当然 埃里克 Sure, Eric
你知道 呃-- Do you know, um--
你知道平均来说 Do you know on average
呃 孩子在什么年龄会换乳牙吗？ Um, at what age kids lose their baby teeth?
哦 我不确定 埃里克 Oh, I'm not sure, Eric
大概“6-7”岁左右？ I guess usually around six, seven?
好好好 OK
埃里克 什么？ Eric, what?
没事 没事 没事 抱歉 No, nothing. Nothing. I'm sorry
抱歉 I'm sorry
我只是 呃-- 我只是 呃-- I was just, uh-- I was just, um--
我在想你的月经周期 I was just thinking about your menstrual cycle
我的月经周期？ My menstrual cycle?
是的 我只是想知道 Yeah, I was just wondering
大概持续几天 妈妈 When you actual menstruate, Mom
比如 大致来说 这种情况会持续几天？ Like, roughly, how many days does that last?
好吧 埃里克 通常大约是 Well, Eric, it's usually around
对于一个女人来说大概“6-7”天 Six to seven days that a woman--
哦 哦 Oh. Oh
埃里克 亲爱的？ Eric? Sweetie?
埃里克 怎么回事？这种情况一直在发生 Eric, what is going on? This keeps happening
妈妈 妈妈 你必须告诉我一些事情 Mom, Mom, you gotta tell me something
当然 亲爱的 Of course, honey
大概有多少个晚上-- Roughly how many nights--
我在吃晚饭时呕吐？ Have I been throwing up at dinner?
我-我不知道 埃里克 I-I don't know, Eric
大概“6-7”个晚上-- It's probably been six or seven nights--
嘿 耶稣 收拾好你的东西 伙计 Hey, Jesus, get your stuff, man
-我们要出去喝一杯 -什么？ -We're going out for drinks. - What?
听着 我知道你很难 Look, I know it's been hard for you
适应这里的一切 Trying to adjust here and everything
所以我和妻子商量了一下 So the wife and I were talking
我们找到了一位很好的基督徒女士 And we found a nice Christian lady
我们可以帮你介绍一下 We're gonna set you up with
哦 我觉得不用了 谢谢 但-- Oh, I don't think so. Thanks, but--
哦 拜托 伙计 她真的是一个很棒的女人 Oh, come on, man. She's a really great woman
而且她刚刚皈依基督教 And she just converted to Christianity
我妻子就是在她成为基督徒的地方认识的她的 My wife met her at the same place that she became Christian
所以当时我就想 你知道吗？ So then I was like, "You know what?
我需要给我的人生找一个新的方向 I need a new direction in my life
我受够了所有人一直都那么娘娘腔 It's like I just got so sick of everyone being such a pussy
还有这些“觉醒”的垃圾 All the time, and all this woke garbage
还有女人试图扮演男人的角色 And women trying to be men
所以我开始读圣经 你知道吗？ So I just started reading the Bible, you know?
我的意思是 我其实没读过圣经 I mean, I didn't actually read the Bible
但是我听了很多播客 But I listened to a lot of podcasts
改变信仰之后 我就觉得 And once I went through my transition, I was like
这太棒了 "This is great,"
只是现在 男人们总在打量我的基督教信仰 Only now, guys are always checking out my Christianity
不好意思 大家能失陪一下吗 Sorry, could you all excuse me?
我需要去趟洗手间 I need to go to the bathroom
当然 耶稣 Sure thing, Jesus
他看起来人很好 He seems nice
戴维森小姐？ Miss Davidson?
可可·斯拉蒂·戴维森小姐？ Miss Coco Slutty Davidson?
哦 是的 是我 Oh, yeah, that's me!
我就是可可·斯拉蒂·戴维森 I'm Coco Slutty Davidson
我是来堕胎的 I'm just here to get an abortion
医生就在这儿 女士 The doctor's right in here... ma'am
嘿 医生 Hey, doc!
好的 听着 All right, listen
我需要你帮我堕胎 但不是我堕胎 I need you to perform an abortion, but it's not for me
是我伴侣堕胎 It's for my partner
而且你不能告诉任何人 And you can't tell anyone
甚至我的伴侣也不行 Not even my partner
那我该怎么做？ How am I supposed to do that?
好吧 你得跟我一起去 你看 Well, you're gonna come with me, see
然后我们偷偷溜进我家 And we're gonna sneak into my house
趁大家都睡着的时候 你把那东西吸出来 And you're gonna suck that thing out while everyone's asleep
你的房子不会是白色的吧？ You house wouldn't happen to be white, would it?
嘿 你怎么知道的 Hey! How do you know that?
听着 总统先生 我看过新闻了 Look, Mr. President, I've seen the news
如果你让撒旦怀孕了 那是你的责任 If you got Satan pregnant, that's your responsibility
好吧 现在这是你的责任了 Well, it's your responsibility now!
否则我就起诉你 怎么样？ Or else I'll sue you, how about that?
即使我想帮你 先生 Even if I wanted to help you, sir
我也不知道怎么 I have no idea how to perform an abortion
给撒旦的后代堕胎 On the offspring of Satan
要做到这一点 你需要某位敌基督专家 To do that, you'd need some kind of expert on the Antichrist
没人比彼得·蒂尔更懂敌基督 Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist
我是彼得·蒂尔 没人比我更懂敌基督 I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the Antichrist
好吧 听着—— All right, listen
你们这里有个非常严重的问题 You people have a very serious problem here
你们的学生似乎陷入了一种邪教组织 Your students appear to be in some kind of cult
牵涉到数字“六”和“七” Involving the numbers six and seven
好吧 那我们该怎么办？ All right, so what should we do?
我需要获取你们学校的全部私人数据—— I'm going to need access to all your school's private data--
包括学籍档案 健康记录 当然 School records, health records, and of course
还有所有监控录像 All security cameras
哦 不 不用吧 我觉得没必要—— Oh, no, look, I don't think we need it--
我们现在真的堕落到这种地步了吗？ Is this really what we've come to?
居然能轻易地把人们的隐私数据拱手交出去 Freely handing people's personal data over
交给一个满嘴胡扯圣经的科技亿万富翁？ To some tech billionaire preaching shit about the Bible?
你对耶稣有意见吗 兄弟？ You got a problem with Jesus, bro?
拜托 你才信教三个月好吧 Come on, man, you became a Christian like three months ago
对啊 我他妈的有信仰啊！ Yeah, I've got fucking faith, dude!
那你有什么 废物？ What do you have, you little bitch?
想干一架是吧？ You wanna throw down, bro?
好了好了 嘿 冷静点—— OK, hey, hey, hey--
你想知道骂基督徒会是什么下场吗？ You wanna see what it feels like to talk shit
想试试吗 哥们？ About Christians, dude?
我揍扁你这个异教徒的屁股！ I'll kick your heathen ass, bro!
好了 埃里克 尽量别动 All right, just try to be still, Eric
医生 我能问个问题吗？ Doctor, could I ask a question?
当然可以 Of course
大概要多久—— About how long--
我需要保持不动多久？ Do you need me to be still?
大约十秒钟 埃里克 Just about ten seconds, Eric
好 OK
那现在还要多久？ So how long now?
再坚持六七秒 埃里克—— Just another six, seven seconds, Eric--
对不起 卡特曼太太 但我们无法确定 I'm sorry, Mrs. Cartman, but we can't pinpoint
他病情的具体原因 The source of his illness
如果他每天都呕吐得这么厉害 If he continues to vomit this much daily
恐怕会危及生命 I'm afraid it could be life threatening
可是医生 But, doctor
如果我完全吃不下东西 If I'm not able to keep any food down
大概多久—— Roughly how long would it take--
大概要多久人会饿死？ Roughly how long would it take for the human body to die?
埃里克 我得很诚实地告诉你 Eric, I'm gonna be very honest with you
如果没有足够的营养 Without sufficient nutrients
人体会在六到七周后停止运作 The body shuts down after six to seven weeks
不好意思 那是我的电脑 Excuse me, that's my computer
是的 而你的电脑里有 Yes. And your computer has all the personal data
-所有学生的个人数据 -没事的 耶稣 -Of the students here. - It's OK, Jesus
彼得·蒂尔知道自己在干什么 Peter Thiel knows what he's doing
我已经下载了所有学生的信息 I've downloaded all the students' information
并导入一个AI人脸识别程序 And loaded them into an AI face detection program
这样学校的监控摄像头就能监视他们的一举一动 So the school's security cameras can watch their every move
现在看这里 Now look
两个学生在走廊里擦肩而过 Two students passing each other in the hallway
他们互相打了个手势——“六” “七” They give each other the sign-- six, seven
正好67秒之后 Exactly 67 seconds later
那个穿奇怪连帽衣的孩子也做了同样的动作 This odd parka-wearing child makes the same gesture
然后在女生厕所里 And then inside the girls bathroom
两个女孩也在做同样的手势 Two girls doing the same thing
等一下 为什么女生厕所里有摄像头？ Wait, why is there a camera inside the girls bathroom?
为了阻止敌基督 To stop the Antichrist
现在我在追踪这个女孩的线索 Now I'm following the lead on this girl here
她回到了玛拉维斯塔街67号的家 She went home to 67 Mala Vista Drive
查阅她家的医疗记录后 Going through her family's medical records
我发现她父亲得了睾丸癌 I found that her father has testicular cancer
而且67天前切除了一个睾丸 And 67 days ago, had one testicle removed
这好像真的不关我们的事吧 That really feels like none of our business
我都不知道怎么工作了 I don't know how I'm supposed to work
我背后那个事儿妈一直在那逼逼叨 With Nosy Nancy peering over my shoulder all the time
耶稣 我们俩出去聊两句 Jesus, let's you and me have a quick chin wiggle
就在走廊那边 Out in the hall
我快接近真相了 I'm getting close
我马上就要找到阻止它发生的关键 I almost have the key to stop it from happening
我们时间不多了 蒂尔先生 We are running out of time, Mr. Thiel
敌基督即将降临 The Antichrist is coming
撒旦此刻正在挑婴儿车 Satan is shopping for baby strollers as we speak
如果我要搞清楚这些数字的含义 If I'm going to learn what these numbers mean
我需要访问所有政府数据库 I'm going to need access to every government database
你会得到权限的 蒂尔先生 You will have it, Mr. Thiel
我们需要尽一切手段 Nothing is more important than making sure
确保这个婴儿不会出生 This baby is not born
听着 兄弟 我知道这很难 Look, man, I know it's tough
但你得明白非常时期 But you gotta understand that drastic times
就得用非常手段 Call for drastic measures
我只是觉得这样对待别人不太对 I just don't feel good about treating people this way
我觉得最重要的事情仍然是去爱 I think the most important thing still has to be loving
并且尊重彼此 And respecting each other
好吧 兄弟 我得问你件事 All right, man, I need to ask you something
而且我希望你老实回答 And I need you to tell me the truth
你是基佬吗？ Are you a fag?
不是这和那没关系 我只是—— No. That has nothing to do with it. It just--
你他妈确定？ Are you fucking sure?
我只是想说我现在真的很困惑 I'm just trying to say that I'm really confused right now
好吧 但你的困惑是那种不知道自己是否喜欢男人的 OK, but confused like you don't know if you're attracted
那种困惑 还是别的？ To dudes, or like what?
像是我们可以完全改变自己是谁那种 Like how we can just change everything about who we are
我觉得你还是不太明白 I think you still just don't understand
今天的基督徒到底代表什么 What Christians today are about
走吧 我觉得你该跟一个人聊聊 Come on. There's someone I think you should talk to
哦对 敌基督！ Oh, yes, the Antichrist!
我听过好多播客都讲这个 I've listened to a lot of podcasts about that
大家都在说“敌基督要来了” Everyone keeps saying how the Antichrist is coming
但我就想 “他早就来了！ But I'm like "He already did!
我在2018年就跟他结婚了！” I was married to him in 2018!"
不过说真的 如果他现在看到我这么虔诚 But seriously, if he saw how Christian I was now
他可能当场吓尿 He'd probably shit his pants
别嫉妒嘛 Don't be jealous
他真的超好笑 He's so funny
嘿 Hey
嘿 撒旦 Hey, Satan
-老板好 -啊 操！该死！ - Hello, boss. - Ah! Fuck! Shit!
噢 不好意思 老板 Oh, sorry, boss
我不知道撒旦已经睡着了 I did not know Satan was sleeping
他一天到晚就只知道睡觉了 Yeah, that's all he ever does anymore
可怜的老板 Poor boss
如果你打算打飞机 需要我帮忙拿条毛巾吗 If you're going to jack off, shall I fetch your cum rag?
嘿！我可没打算打飞机！ Hey! I wasn't jacking off!
我懂你 老板 Sure thing, boss
我来帮你拿条毛巾 I'll go get your cum rag
怎么还没有搞定 What is taking you so long?
我马上就要发现数字背后的秘密了 I'm very close to finding the secret of the numbers
我已经锁定了一个小男孩 I've narrowed it down to one little boy
他似乎比别人被影响得更严重 Who seems more possessed than the others
然后做掉他 Then deal with him
别让人发现 And keep it quiet
没人会知道我们现在穿一条裤子 Nobody can know that we are working together
等我当上了总统 When I become president
我会给你所有公民信息的权限 I will give you full access to everyone's data
我已经和那位孩子的母亲沟通过了 I've already spoken with the mother
我这就去会会那个孩子 And I'm on my way now to face the child
没人比彼得·蒂尔更懂敌基督 Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist
我是彼得·蒂尔 没人比我更懂敌基督 I'm Peter Thiel and I know about the Antichrist
让我们今天就解决敌基督 Let's deal with the Antichrist today
就今天 Today
您的儿子在家吗 Is your son home?
在的 蒂尔先生 Yes, Mr. Thiel
他就在楼上 He's right upstairs
埃里克 我是彼得·蒂尔 Eric, I'm Peter Thiel
我过来是为了帮助整个国家 I'm here to help our country
呃 好吧 Uh, OK
我来看你 I came to see you...
是打了优步 埃里克 In an Uber, Eric
你想知道我大概花了多长时间到这里吗 Would you like to know how long it took me to get here?
多久呢 How long?
大概 It took...
花了六七分钟 我也不太—— Around six or seven minutes. I'm not really--
不能吧 不能吧 No way! No way!
你懂的 毕竟他们只是一群自由派白痴 You know, they're all just a bunch of libtards anyways
我知道发生了什么 我听过播客 I know what's up. I listen to podcasts
你们想知道我认为谁是敌基督吗 You wanna know who I think the Antichrist is?
格蕾塔·通贝里 Greta Thunberg
※即“环保少女”
就她那个土掉渣的发型和傻乎乎的刘海 With her stupid haircut and her dumb bangs
真该有人把她屁股里的东西拽出来 Someone should yank out whatever's up her ass
我不行了 I can't
我呆不下去了！ I just can't!
一切都还好吗 老兄 Everything all right, bud?
不 一切都糟透了 No, everything's not all right!
我根本不知道我在做什么 I don't know what I'm doing here!
你得跟上节奏啊 老兄！ You're trying to get with the program, bro!
佩吉·洛克巴顿是一位热辣的女基督徒 Peggy Rockbottom is a hot Christian girl
现在别表现的那么同性恋！ Now stop acting gay!
听着 我不知道你是怎么理解基督教义的 Look, I don't know what you think Christianity is
但这跟那些完全没关系 But it has nothing to do with that
你究竟在说什么屁话 What are you saying?
我是说 你和其他很多人一样 I'm saying that you and a lot of other people
似乎对基督教是什么有着非常扭曲的认知 Seem to have a very warped sense of what Christianity is
你在质疑我的信仰吗 Are you questioning my faith?
你他妈的想打架吗 You wanna fucking go?
不 我他妈的不想打架 No, I don't want to fucking go
-你在犯什么毛病 老兄 -不 我没有病 - You got a problem, bro? - No, I don't have a problem
犯病的是你 You actually have a problem
你需要一个霸凌别人的借口 You need a way to bully people
高举圣经的大旗来满足你的私欲 And you're using the Bible to do it
你说什么？嗯 你想跟我过过招吗 You like that? Yeah! You want some more?
我不打算和你打架！ I'm not gonna fight you!
你他妈的确实不敢 因为你是一个该死的同性恋娘娘腔 Damn right you won't, 'cause you're a gay little pussy!
快滚吧 有种就别再回来 Yeah, don't come back!
迎接你的只有拳头 你个婊子！ You're gonna get some more, bitch!
告诉我这是什么意思 Tell me what it means!
六日内 耶和华造天、地、海和其中的万物 The Lord labored six days
第七日便安息 And on the seventh, He rested!
你必须告诉我这些数字背后的真正含义！ You will tell me the significance!
我在这里什么都做不了 There's nothing more I can do here
我要带他去华盛顿特区 I have to take him to Washington D.C
华盛顿？噢 不 他哪都去不了 Washington? Oh, no, he can't travel now
他病得很重 He's very sick
您的儿子是拯救整个国家的钥匙 卡特曼夫人 Your son is the key to saving our country, Ms. Cartman
我们所珍视的一切 都可能走向终结 Everything we hold dear could end
我们必须解开他身上的谜团 We have to unlock the secrets he holds
无论需要付出什么代价 No matter what it takes
基督姐妹们 噢 属于你们的时代到了 Sister Christian, oh, the time has come
你知道你是那个唯一 And you know that you're the only one
说对的人 To say "OK"
你要去哪里 你在寻找什么 Where you going? What you looking for?
你知道那些男生们不会 You know those boys don't wanna play no more
再和你玩了 With you
千真万确 It's true
你在路上狂飙 You're motorin'
你付出了多少 What's your price for flight?
对真命天子的寻找 In finding Mr. Right
你今晚会过的很快乐 You'll be all right tonight
干的真他妈好 耶稣！ Fuck yeah, Jesus!
你在路上狂飙 You're motorin'
你付出了多少 What's your price for flight?
对真命天子的寻找 In finding Mr. Right?
操他妈 我们走 老兄！ Let's fucking go, bro!
是的 宝贝儿 是的 Yes, baby! Yes!
就今晚 Tonight
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