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*我要去南方公园 快乐似神仙* I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
*灿烂笑脸随处见 邻里谦虚无欺骗* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
*我要去南方公园 烦恼抛一边* Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
*日夜停车不用愁 嘘寒问暖把你念* Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
*我要去南方公园 看我爽翻天* Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
*波霸妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫* I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
*快来南方公园 与朋友见个面* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
今天在学校过得怎么样呀 小伙子 How was school today, bud?
还行 It was fine
听着 斯坦 我知道过去的几个月对你 Look, Stan, I know it's been really hard for you
来说过得很艰难 因为我们没有家住 The past month, with us not having a home
是的 这烂透了 Yeah, it sucks
我试过去找工作 I've tried to find work
但是现在外面工作太少了 But there's just not a lot out there
然后现在政府停摆了 And with the government shutdown
我也不能回到地质调查局工作了 I can't get my job back with the USGS
这段时间很艰难 我也知道我们都想念节草了 Times are hard, and I know we all miss Tegridy
我不想念节草 老爸 I don't miss Tegridy, Dad
我只是讨厌我们家需要住在汽车旅馆 I just hate that our family is living in a motel
这真的很尴尬 It's really embarrassing
好吧 我正好想告诉你这个呢 斯坦 Well, that's what I need to tell you, Stan
还是有一些好消息的 --比如我们马上要搬出汽车旅馆了 There's some good news-- we're moving out of the motel
等等 真的吗？我们又可以住在一栋房子里了？ Wait, really? We can live in a house again?
好吧 不行 我们付不起一栋房子的租金 所以... Well, no, we can't afford a house, so...
我们要搬去和你的爷爷一起住 We're moving in with your grandpa
搬去和爷爷一起住？ Moving in with Grandpa?
你们干的都是什么狗屎事！ This is a bunch of bull crap!
先是把我关在这个地方 First you stick me in this place
然后你们又要搬进来住？ And then you all come along?
条件还不错吧 哈 大伙们？ Pretty nice, huh, guys?
这里有电视 微波炉 There's a TV, a microwave
周四我们还可以玩宾果游戏 And we have Bingo on Thursdays
肯定还有别的我们能住的地方的 There has to be somewhere else we can live
别这样 斯坦 Come on, Stan
你的位置在那边 在爷爷的便盆旁边 You have that space over there by Grandpa's shit pan
你不能让我待在那 You can't make me stay here
这完全是不人道的 This is completely inhumane
我也是这么说的 然并卵 That's what I said, didn't work
好的 所以这里就是你们想要的 OK, so then over here is where you're gonna have
※现实中 特朗普于2025年10月开启了改建白宫东翼的计划
大金柱子的位置 The big golden pillars that you guys wanted
噢耶！这太好了 Ah, yeah! That's great!
好的 然后那边就是 OK, and then right over here
你们的舞池将要放置的地方 Is where we're gonna put your dance floor
不错！ All right!
等等 舞池？ Wait, dance floor?
我以为我们是要拆掉东翼 I thought we were knocking the East Wing down
来为托儿所腾出空间 To make room for the nursery
-什么？ -托儿所！ -The what? -The nursery!
你说这些装修都是为了宝宝 You said all this remodeling was for the baby
而不是为了你那些该死的派对腾空间 Not to make room for more of your stupid parties
嘿 放松 伙计！ Hey, relax, guy!
我们可以把直接把宝宝丢在浴室里的 We can just stick the baby in the bathroom or something
哇噢！好吧 看起来很明显我在装修这事上没什么话语权 Wow! OK, so obviously I have no say in this remodel
总统先生 Mr. President, sir
非常抱歉 但是我们需要立刻与您谈谈 I'm very sorry, but we need to speak with you urgently
是关于国家安全的事情 It's a matter of national security
我们不想吓唬您 总统先生 We don't want to frighten you, Mr. President
但是我们得到情报 But we've received intelligence
有人可能在试图阻止你的宝宝出生 That someone might be trying to stop your baby from being born
什么？是谁？ What? Who?
嘿！放松 伙计！ Hey! Relax, guy!
我们暂时还不知道是谁 先生 We don't know who yet, sir
但是帕姆·邦迪已经在着手此事了 But Pam Bondi has been looking into it
没错 先生 我们不会让任何伤害 That's right, sir, we won't let any harm
降临到史上最伟大的总统的宝宝上 Come to the baby of the greatest president that ever lived
-您无与伦比 先生 -呃 嘿 帕姆 -You are without equal, sir -Uh, hey, Pam
-我们也非常荣幸能够 -帕姆 帕姆 不好意思 -And we are honored to be -Pam. Pam, sorry
你的鼻子上好像沾了一点屎 You got a little shit on your nose there
※指俚语“brown nosing” 意为拍马屁 取拍马屁时沾上马屎之义
噢 是吗？ Oh, do I?
我清理掉了吗？ Did I get it?
还没 还沾了一点 No, it's still there
如果有人想要伤害宝宝 If someone is trying to harm the baby
我们必须要知道是谁 Then we must know who
额 有一个…可能的理论是 Well, there is... one theory
有人认为 通过拆除东翼 Some people believe that by demolishing the East Wing
我们可能释放了某种…冤魂 We may have unleashed some sort of...wrath
什么样的冤魂？ What kind of wrath?
复仇的… Vengeful...
冤魂 Wrath
发生什么事了？ What the hell is going on?
我们本来应该在华盛顿的 I was supposed to be in Washington
计划有变 蒂尔先生 There has been a change in plan, Mr. Thiel
白宫的人发现我们了 They are on to us at the White House
但是怎么可能？ But how?
他们是怎么发现的？ How did they find out?
肯定是有人听到我们说话了 Someone must have heard us talking
你还控制着那孩子吗？ Do you still have the child?
是的 他在我这里 Yes, he's here
我给他用了大量的镇静剂 I have him heavily sedated
应该还能够持续六七小时左右 It should last another six, seven hours
六 七！ Six, seven!
但我不能一直把他控制在这里 But I can't keep him here forever
你只能在那等到安全为止 You'll just have to wait until it is safe
我觉得这里有拍马屁的屎鼻子在监视我的工作 I think some brownnoser here is after my job
嘿 Hey
进来吧 Come on in
你们不能告诉任何人我现在住在这 You guys can't tell anybody that I'm living here
斯坦 你不要觉得羞耻 好吗？ Stan, you shouldn't be embarrassed, all right?
大家现在都过得不好 Everyone's having a hard time right now
是啊 大家都过得很困难 Yeah, everyone's having a hard time
但你知道最大的问题是什么吗？ And you know what the problem is?
没人对此采取任何措施 Nobody's doing anything about it
到现在为止 已经过去多少周了 How many weeks has it been now
我们已经处理了一件又一件蠢事 Dealing with one stupid thing after another?
真相是 我认为很多人只是害怕承认 The truth is, I think a lot of people are just afraid to admit
南方公园现在烂透了 That South Park sucks now
南方公园现在烂透了？ South Park sucks now?
是的 每个人都知道 南方公园现在烂透了 Yeah, everyone knows it. South Park sucks now
而这都是因为这些政治上的破事 And it's because of all this political shit
而我们只是身陷其中 We're just getting totally bogged down in it
还记得以前我们常做的那些事吗？ Remember when we used to do stuff?
只有我们几个？ Just us guys?
自从这些政治的破事占据一切后 Ever since all this political crap took over
就好像--怎么说-- It's like--what--
好像--就像我们身上都发生了什么？ Like--like what happened to us?
比如 肯尼 我已经很久没有听到过你说任何话了 Like, Kenny, I haven't even heard you say anything
好像有 嗯 四个月了 In, like, four months
我也不知道说啥啊 老兄 Well, I don't know what to say, dude
你发现了？我就是这个意思！ You see? That's what I mean!
我们甚至不知道能说什么 We don't even know what to say
南方公园正在被毁掉 而我们这些阿尔法一代的孩子 South Park's getting ruined, and all of us Gen Alpha kids
只能坐在这 看着这一切发生 Are just sitting here, watching it happen
-你说的对 老兄 -是啊！ -You're right, dude. -Yeah!
但我们能做什么呢？ But what do we do?
我知道我们应该做什么了 I know exactly what to do
嗨 观众朋友们 你们是否厌倦了 Hey, guys, are you sick and tired
我们小镇最近的风风雨雨？ Of what's happening to our town?
你们是否觉得已经毫无希望 无处可去？ Do you feel like it's broken and going nowhere?
那就点击下方按钮 加入我们的在线社区 Then click below and join our online community
“烂方公园” At South Park Sucks Now
很显然 这里很不对劲 Things are clearly not right here
如果你们和我一样 已经受够了 And if you're like us, you are fed up!
南方公园现在烂透了！ South Park Sucks Now!
所以拜托了 请疯狂点击喜欢和订阅 好把我们推上热榜 So please, like and subscribe, smash the button, upvote--
不管你他妈的需要做什么 Whatever the hell you need to do
因为只有齐心协力 我们才能做出改变 Because together, we can make a difference
总统先生 我们不愿让您担惊受怕 Mr. President, we don't want you to be afraid
请您准确地告诉我们 您认为自己看到了什么 Tell us exactly what it is you think you saw
自从我开始拆除白宫的东翼楼 一直就有 Ever since I tore down the East Wing, there's...
那个东西 This thing
不断出现 That keeps appearing
什么东西？ What kind of thing?
有时我从镜中窥见 Sometimes I see it in a mirror
又或者在走廊碰面 Or in the hallway
特朗普总统先生 您是一位杰出的人 President Trump, you are an incredible man
不管这究竟是什么 我们永远支持您 Whatever this is, we have your back
呃 帕姆 帕姆 你的鼻子上现在又有屎了 Uh, Pam. Pam, you got some shit on your nose again
噢 真的吗 Oh, really?
总统先生 您所说的这个存在 Mr. President, this entity you speak of
出现过多少次了 How many times has it appeared?
最近出现地越来越频繁了 It appears more and more lately
我没办法摆脱它 I-I can't get away from it
不管我去哪里 It's everywhere I go
它就在那里 It's here right now
就在角落 In the corner
我很确定那是您的妻子 先生 I'm pretty sure that's your wife, sir
我的妻子？ My wife?
它想要做什么？ What does it want?
可能这是某种尝试沟通的方法 Maybe it's somehow trying to communicate
别担心 我们绝对不会让您出事 Don't worry, we won't let anything happen to you
啊！帕姆·邦迪去哪了？ Ah! Where did Pam Bondi go?
-什么？-帕姆·邦迪！她不在这！ -What? -Pam Bondi! She's gone!
但她刚刚还坐在这里的！ But she was sitting right here!
-帕姆？-帕姆？ -Pam? -Pam?
帕姆·邦迪在哪里？ Where's Pam Bondi?
我在这儿呢，先生！ I'm right here, sir!
-看 它回来了 -什么回来了？ -Look, it's back. -What's back?
你的鼻子上现在又有屎了 You've got some shit on your nose again
噢 我的天哪 到底发生了什么 Oh, my God! What is going on?
那个东西 它现在不在那里了 That thing! It's not there anymore
啊 Ah!
早上好 长者们 Good morning, seniors
现在是早上六点半 It's 6:30 a.m
起床时间到 别忘了吃早上的药哦 Rise and shine for your morning medication
呃 天哪 六点半？ Ugh, God, 6:30?
是啊 这他妈的太操蛋了 不是吗？ Yeah, it fucking sucks, doesn't it?
额滴神啊 Holy shit
什么？ What?
额滴神啊 Holy shit
我们有756,000个赞呢 兄弟们 756,000 likes, you guys
我们刚刚建成了一个巨大的在线社区 We just built a massive online community
哇哦 我真不敢相信有这么多人追随我们 Wow. I can't believe how many people agree with us
我之前觉得能拉来五六十个同学就不错了 I thought we could get 50 or 60 kids from school to sign up
但这也太吓人了 But this is incredible
事已至此 我们已经吸引了所有人的关注 All right, we've got everyone's attention
※背景的“Senditt”恶搞现实中存在的论坛Reddit
所以我们接下来打算做什么？ So what do we do now?
你想说什么 老兄？这很明显 What do you mean, dude? It's obvious
现在开启第二阶段 It's time for phase two
嗨 朋友们 如果你能看到这个视频 Hey, guys, if you've come here
说明你和我们一样 Then you're likely joining the chorus of voices
受够了镇里发生的一切 That's fed up with the direction our town is going
我们都想改变我们的社区 We all want change in our community
现在就有这样一个机会 And now there's an opportunity
可以让你的声音真正被听到 To truly make your voices heard
向你介绍烂方公园加密货币 Introducing the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency coin
本数字虚拟代币是你加入 This digital meme token is your way to be a part
美国发展最快的在线社区的通行证 Of the fastest-growing community in America
这里曾经是一个伟大的小镇 而现在 This used to be a great town before all the politics came
政治事务毁了这一切 And ruined it all
速来参与我们的加密代币预售 Get in on our crypto meme coin
抢占绝佳先机 With this incredible presale offer
每枚代币现在价值9.95美元 Each coin is just $9.95
但会在一夜之内增值十倍！ But could be worth ten times that overnight!
等下 虚拟货币？ Wait, a meme coin?
您想改变南方公园吗 Do you want South Park to change?
那就在“烂方公园.com”网站上购买您的代币 Then order your coin today at SouthParkSucksNow.com
斯坦·马什先生并非 Stan Marsh is not a financial advisor
任何金融机构授权的财务顾问 Affiliated with any financial institution
数字资产具有高度波动性 Digital assets are highly volatile
且风险显著 And may involve significant risk
可能导致全部本金损失 Including loss of all funds
持有烂方公园币 Ownership of South Park Sucks Now Coin
不构成对任何企业、平台或项目的 Does not represent equity, profit sharing, or ownership
股权、利润分享及所有权关系 Of any company platform or project
参与者应完全知悉区块链资产相关风险 Participation is voluntary and should only be undertaken
并基于自愿原则参与 By individuals who fully understand the risks
且仅限完全了解相关风险的个人参与操作 Associated with block chain assets
烂方公园币未在 South Park Sucks Now Coin is not registered with
美国证券交易委员会或任何金融监管机构注册或受其监管 Or regulated by the SEC or any financial authority
在进行数字资产交易前 请务必审阅全部披露文件 Please review all disclosures and consult a licensed financial
并咨询持牌财务顾问 Advisor before engaging in digital asset transactions
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啊 Ahh!
啊 操！ Ah, fuck!
-操！-怎么了？ -Fuck! -What?
那个戴帽子的女人！ It's the Woman in the Hat!
你究竟在说什么？ What are you talking about?
那个戴帽子的女人！ The Woman in the Hat!
她就在那个该死的洗手间里！ She's in the fucking bathroom!
我们已经仔仔细细地检查过两遍了 先生 We've double checked everything, sir
所有外门均已锁闭 All the exterior doors are locked
窗户亦无被破坏痕迹 No windows have been breached
可刚刚总统先生发誓 And yet the president swears
房间里绝对有东西 Something was in the room with him
他现在状态还好吗？ Is he going to be all right?
惊魂未定 Pretty shaken
帕姆·邦迪正在里面 Pam Bondi is in there now
试图安慰他 让他感到好受点 Trying to calm him down and make him feel better
帕姆？ Pam?
噢 我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
斯坦 我们这是在干什么？ Stan, what are we doing?
你什么意思 伙计？我们想改变现状 What do you mean, dude? We're trying to change things
通过出售加密货币？ By selling cryptocurrency?
想赚点钱有什么错？ What's wrong with trying to make a little money
同时指出我们小镇的种种弊端 While also pointing out the things wrong with our town?
是啊 这有什么错？ Yeah, what's wrong with that?
我必须做点什么 凯尔 I have to do something, Kyle
我才九岁 我就住在养老院 I'm nine years old and I live in a retirement home
你真觉得加密货币是你的出路？ And you really think crypto is your way out?
你懂这玩意儿怎么运作吗？ Do you even know anything about how that stuff works?
好吧 事实上 我们有一个很厉害的加密货币顾问 Well, actually, we have a really strong crypto advisor--
是你在东海岸的表弟 Your cousin on the east coast
我的表弟？ My cousin?
我肥来了！ I'm back!
好吧 看来你们的代币 All right, looks like we've got a lot of movement
进展很顺利 伙计们 On your coin, boys
预售很火爆 The presale really popped
流动性锁定之前 我们的交易量就突破了10万美元 We cleared 100 grand in volume before liquidity even locked
这代币真的火了 The token's really got traction
而且我们不用付任何费用 对吧？ And we don't ever have to pay anything, right?
没错 你们不用付任何费用 你们创造了这货币 Nope, you never pay anything. You guys created the coin
所以你们就只会从中牟利 So all you do is profit from it
看吧 我早就说了 See? I told you
太他妈棒了 兄弟！ That's fucking awesome, dude!
现在我们只需要继续炒作 Now we just need to keep creating hype
围绕着“烂方公园”数字货币 Around the South Park Sucks Now digital coin
所以我们需要想出一些办法让人们抓住这个机会 So we need to come up with things to give people FOMO
来让他们更加疯狂的跟币 And make them ape even harder
伙计们 这无关乎一枚代币 You guys, this isn't about a coin
而是一场运动 It's about a movement
哦 那可太棒了 Oh, that's really good
是啊 是啊 真完美 Yeah, yeah, that's perfect
“这无关乎一枚代币 而是一场运动” "This isn't about a coin. It's about a movement."
是啊 这真是一套犹太丝滑小连招 Yeah, that's some savvy Jew Jitsu right there
那么 我们大概多久 So what kind of time frame are we looking at
才能拿到钱？ To get our money?
我需要这些钱 越快越好 I need it as fast as possible
好吧 我想我们会看到一场经典的“拉地毯”营销 Well, I think we're looking at a classic rug pull
就在几天之内 In just a few days
等我们把币价拉到最高 Once we pump the coin high as it'll go
我就可以向联邦政府注册成为货币服务企业了 Then I can register for an MSB with the federal government
联邦政府？这听起来很难啊 The federal government? That sounds hard
哦 不 这很容易 Oh, no, it's gonna be easy
白宫的加密货币腐败的简直令人发指 The crypto corruption at the White House is off the chain
伙计们 我们要让很多人血本无归 We're gonna screw a lot of people out of their money, boys
这会很棒的 It's gonna be fantastic
什么事？ Yes?
呃 我们是超自然现象调查员 Uh, yes, we're paranormal investigators
我们受邀前来调查 We've been asked to come and investigate
神秘的戴帽子的女人 The mysterious Woman in the Hat
我是斯蒂芬米勒 I am Stephen Miller
总统移民事务高级顾问 Senior Advisor to the President for Immigration
兼国内政策顾问 And Domestic Policy
你们不…进来吗？ Won't you...come in?
我的天呐 太不可思议了 Oh, my God, it's incredible
她鼻子上似乎沾着某种粘稠的残留物 Subject is showing some kind of viscous residue on her nose
好吧 那他妈是什么？ Well, what the fuck is it?
有时 灵性能量会 Sometimes there's a physical manifestation
以物质形式显现 Of spiritual energy--
它是连接灵界与现实世界的桥梁 A bridge between the spiritual world and ours
在这种情况下 它似乎是一种直肠质 In this case, it appears to be some kind of rectoplasm
直肠质 Rectoplasm?
它是由什么构成的？ What is it made of?
简直难以置信！ It's unbelievable!
这直肠质似乎有54%是麦香鱼汉堡 The rectoplasm seems to be 54% Filet-O-Fish sandwich!
哦我的天啊 Oh, my God!
我昨晚吃了麦香鱼汉堡 I ate a Filet-O-Fish sandwich last night!
-天啊 -它还包括 -Jesus! -And it's also...
28%的塔可钟 28% Taco Bell
哦我的天 Oh, my God!
我今天早上吃了塔可钟 I ate Taco Bell this morning!
这是什么意思？ What does it mean?
而且还有14%是他自己的精液 And it's 14% its own cum
哦我的天 我吃了… Oh, my God! I ate--
嘿 帕姆 去处理他们 Hey! Pam! Deal with them!
这是福克斯新闻的超级警报 This is a Fox News Super Alert!
两名超自然现象调查员今天被起诉 Two paranormal investigators were indicted today
罪名是伪造数据 On federal charges of falsifying data
总统说坏人操纵了读数和报告 The president said that the bad people manipulated readings
来制造假新闻 And reports to make fake news
这些指控是由司法部长帕姆·邦迪提出的 The charges were filed by Attorney General Pam Bondi
她说总统是个伟大的人 Who said that "the President is a great man
尽管他吃自己的精液 Even if he does eat his own semen."
另一则新闻 In other news
很多人说南方公园现在很烂 Many people are saying that South Park sucks now
科罗拉多镇的这个小山城 The small mountain town in Colorado
最近几周一直是政治活动中心 Has been a hotbed of political activity in recent weeks
三个当地的阿尔法世代男孩 And three local Gen Alpha boys
※指2010年后出生的一代
誓言要阻止这一切 Are vowing to put a stop to it
好的 我们的货币价格正在上升 OK, we're mooning
我们的货币价格正在上升 We're mooning...
好了 应该差不多了 All right, that's gotta be it
好的 价格差不多涨到顶了 可以抛出去了 OK, we're done mooning. I think we're ready to dump
好的 那听起来很好 OK, sounds good
我现在在特快列车上 I'm on the Acela train right now
我应该在6点半之前到华盛顿和小唐见面 I should be in DC by 6:30 to meet with Don Jr
一旦我得到白宫的批准 Once I get White House approval
我们就可以搞定这件事了 We should be able to do the rug pull
-我不干了 -凯尔？ -I'm out, dude. -Kyle?
凯尔 等等！ Kyle, wait!
哥们 你现在不能退出 Dude, you can't quit now
你知道我们即将赚多少钱吗？ Do you know how much money we're about to make?
斯坦 我以为你已经厌倦了南方公园的走向 I thought you were sick of the way South Park was going, Stan
-我确实是！ -那你为什么还要 -I am! -So then why are you trying
策划一场“拉地毯” To engineer a rug pull
来与联邦政府合作？ In conjunction with the federal government?
哥们 这就是我们生活的世界 好吗？ Bro, it's the world we live in, OK?
我的意思是 至少我们像个男人一样 I mean, at least we're being men
掌控着局面 And taking some control
看看肯尼 他 他开始有作为了 Look at Kenny, he--he's doing stuff now!
是啊 哥们 我开始有作为了 Yeah, dude, I'm doing stuff!
我知道住在养老院很糟糕 斯坦 I know it sucks to be living in an old folks home, Stan
但如果你只想着自己 But you can't fix things
你就解决不了任何问题 If you're only thinking about yourself
你好？ Yes?
呃 你好 我是“烂方公园”虚拟货币的代表 Uh, yes, I'm with the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency
我们正在试图骗一帮人的钱 We're trying to fuck a bunch of people out of their money
小唐在吗？ Is Don Jr. around?
啊 对的 他一直在等你 Ah, yes, he's been expecting you
请进 Do come in
天哪 这里风好大 Oh, Jesus, it's a little drafty in here
这个你需要克服一下 You'll have to excuse the conditions
我们老大刚刚把东翼拆掉了 释放了怨灵 The master has taken down the East Wing and unleashed a wrath
哦天哪 有木乃伊！ Oh, Jesus! It's a mummy!
不不 那只是FCC会长而已 No, no, that's just the head of the FCC
他失去了说话的自由 He's lost his freedom of speech
快来吧 小唐…在这边 Come. Don Jr. is... this way
谢谢你愿意见我 小唐 Thanks so much for taking my meeting, Don Jr
我们这里有一个很棒的虚拟货币商机 We've got an incredible crypto opportunity here
我们只需要你帮我们抛售大份的虚拟货币 And we just need your help taking a big dump
听上去不错 That sounds really great
我最喜欢的就是大份的虚拟货币了 There's nothing I like better than a big crypto dump
抱歉我今天这么晚还来打扰你 So sorry I had to bug you this late in the evening
但是时间真的不等人了 But time really is of the essence here
大家快到餐厅集合 We need everyone to gather in the dining room
现在马上 Immediately
为啥要去餐厅？ In the dining room? Why?
我们要做个法事 We are going to have a seance
来和这里的鬼魂对话 It's time to confront the spirit here
鬼…鬼魂？啥鬼魂？ The--the spirit? What spirit?
快点 老兄！价格开始下跌了！ Come on, dude! The price is starting to go down!
我知道 我看得见价格在下跌 Yeah, I can see the price is going down
他到底干嘛去了？ What the hell is he doing?
他怎么不接电话？ He's not answering?
你好 我们是 Hello, you've reached
“投机倒把”虚拟货币顾问 "Pump and Dump" Crypto Advisors
让我们帮你 把别人干得倾家荡产吧 Let us know how we can help you fuck people over
请留下语音信息 Just leave a message
老哥 你在搞什么鬼？ Dude, what is going on?
我们的货币价格刚刚达到顶峰 现在开始下跌了 Our token's value totally peaked and it's starting to go down
你赶紧把白宫的什么什么许可 Whatever approval you have to get at the White House
给我拿到！ We need it now!
天哪！ God damn it!
老哥 价格开始下跌了！ Dude, the price is going down!
他妈的到底该怎么办？ What the fuck are we gonna do?
我不知道好吧 肯尼！闭嘴！ I don't know, Kenny, OK? Shut up already!
哦 天哪 这有点恐怖 Oh, Jesus, this is a little creepy
我们要吃晚饭了吗？我对奶制品过敏 Are we having dinner? I'm allergic to dairy
请大家把双手放在桌上 Everyone, please put your hands on the table
徘徊在屋子里的鬼魂啊 请听从我的呼唤 I am speaking to the entity in this house
现在还方便谈正事吗？ Is this a good time to talk turkey?
我有几件事 很快就能说完 I just need to go over some quick business
我们知道你很伤心 We know you are sad
我们知道你很…孤独 We know you are...lonely
但我们恳求你 放过我们的总统吧 But we must ask you to leave our president alone
哦 天哪 这也太吓人了 Oh, my God, this is really scary
总统是一个伟大的人 The President is a great man
他不应该受到这样的折磨 And he does not deserve to be tormented like this
帕姆！帕姆！ Pam! Pam!
哦！天哪！ Oh! Oh
徘徊不止的灵魂啊 Restless spirit
我们只想和你对话！ We only wish to communicate!
卧槽！她就在那里！ Holy shit! She's right fucking there!
那是什么？ What is that?
欺骗！ Deception!
老大 我们还是停下吧 Boss, maybe we should stop this
不！我要听听它想说什么 No! I wanna hear what it has to say
爱泼斯坦！ Epstein!
啊 不 不 你说得对 还是停下吧 Uh, no, no. You're right. Let's stop this
你！ You!
什么？你？ What? You?
他干了什么？ What did he do?
他撒了谎！ He lies!
你这个贱人！ Oh, you fucking bitch!
腐败！ Corruption!
她根本没被附身！ She's not possessed!
帕姆·邦迪想害我丢掉工作！ Pam Bondi's trying to get my fucking job!
不行了 我坚持不下去了！ Oh, I can't do this!
谎言！ Lies!
我得走了！ I gotta get out of here!
哦 天哪！哦！ Oh, God! Oh!
好吧！好吧！它说的都是真的！ OK! OK! It's all true!
我们一直在靠欺骗和谎言做生意！ We've been dealing in deception and lies!
我们靠虚拟货币赚了很多黑钱！ We've all been getting filthy rich off of crypto!
哦 天哪 Oh, Jesus
我们编织了很多谎言和骗局 We've lied and we've cheated
虚拟货币就是一个洗钱的手段 Crypto's just a giant money laundering scheme
用来让富人变得更有钱的 For the rich to get richer
求求你不要再缠着我们了！ Please don't haunt us anymore!
我们对不起 We're sorry
我们都很对不起！ We're all very sorry!
现在播出的是福克斯新闻！ This is a Fox News!
啊啊啊！美国！ Agh! America!
一场重大的虚拟货币骗局在白宫被揭露 A massive crypto fraud has been exposed at the White House
主犯已被起诉 And the perpetrator has been indicted
在昨晚的法事上 东翼被放出的鬼魂 A ghostly wrath that was unleashed in the East Wing
揭露了罪犯的恶行 Exposed the traitor at a seance last night
罪犯现已被关押 并以诈骗罪被判处10年监禁 The traitor is now behind bars and serving 10 years for fraud
这次当然也是由帕姆·邦迪提出的控告 Charges, of course, were once again filed by Pam Bondi
她说“我们会起诉任何 Who said, "We will continue to indict anyone
说我们伟大的总统坏话的人” Who says bad stuff about our amazing president."
对不起 凯尔 我应该听你的话 I'm sorry, Kyle. I should have listened to you
事情应该没办法 I guess there just no really going back
回到以前那样了吧 To the way things used to be
会回去的 斯坦 Things will get back, Stan
我知道现在很难看出来 I know it's hard to see right now
但一切一定会回归正常的 But things will go back to normal
在这段时间 我们只要 And in the meantime, we just have to make the most
随遇而安就好 Of where we are
好的 长者们 随着节奏舞动就好 All right, seniors, just move with the rhythm now
*如果我毫不在意* If I didn't care
※原曲为the Ink Spots的《If I Didn't care》
很好 很好 长者们！做的不错！ Good! Good, seniors. Nice!
*将话语藏于心底* More than words can say
*如果我毫不在意* If I didn't care
*我怎会如此爱你？* Would I feel this way?
*如果这都不算爱 我有什么好悲哀* If this isn't love, then why
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