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*我要去南方公园 快乐似神仙* I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
*灿烂笑脸随处见 邻里谦虚无欺骗* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
*我要去南方公园 烦恼抛一边* Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
*日夜停车不用愁 嘘寒问暖把你念* Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
*我要去南方公园 看我爽翻天* Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
*波霸妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫* I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
*快来南方公园 与朋友见个面* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
你好 先生 我叫瑞德 Hello, sir. My name is Red
我在南方公园小学上学 and I go to South Park Elementary.
请问您可以在我的请愿书上签字吗？ Would you like to sign my petition?
当然可以 小女孩 Why sure, little girl.
你的这份请愿书诉求是什么？ What's your petition for?
是让每个人都闻我的屁 It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts.
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 这是怎么回事？ Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here?
噢 天哪 是圣诞老人！ Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
你已经变成坏孩子了 瑞德 You've been a bad girl, Red
所以我会在你的脸上尿尿 so I'm gonna piss in your face now.
噢 不 你最好不要 圣诞老人！ Oh, no, you better not, Santa!
吼吼吼吼吼 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
-好恶心 -吼吼吼吼吼 -Ew! -Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
看到了吗 See?
然后圣诞老人就在她的脸上尿尿了 And then Santa Claus pisses in her face!
看着 你现在有一股圣诞老人尿味 There, now you smell like Santa's piss.
哇哦 这看起来很真实啊 Wow, that looks pretty real.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, fellas!
伙计们 看看这个 Fellas, check this out!
我和肯尼一起用AI做了个 Me and Kenny made a generative AI video
关于瑞德被圣诞老人在脸上撒尿的视频 of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus.
吼吼吼吼吼 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
卧槽 恶俗啊 Aw, dude.
这很简单 你们也可以在网上制作这样的视频 It's really easy, you can make the videos online.
我们做了一个瑞德吃狗屎的 We made one of Red eating dog shit
和一个瑞德吐出卫生棉条的 and one of Red barfing up tampons.
老兄 这可一点都不酷啊 Dude, that's not cool.
是啊 你们为什么要这样对她 Yeah, why would you guys do this to her?
因为瑞德就是一个贱人 她把我玩弄于股掌之中 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me.
就是 操她妈的！ Yeah, fuck her, dude!
瑞德假装爱我 好让我给她买拉布布 Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu.
那个贱人活该 That bitch deserves it.
你不应该使用AI制作虚假视频来报复她 巴特斯 You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters.
这只会适得其反 That's gonna totally backfire.
啊 那又会怎么样呢 Ah, what's gonna happen?
该死的贱人 That little shit!
学校里已经传开了 It's already all over the school.
巴特斯在试图羞辱你 Butters is trying to humiliate you.
我他妈招他惹他了？ What the hell did I do to him?
呃 你确实利用了一下人家 Well, you did kind of use him.
我没有利用他 I didn't use him.
他是自愿给我买拉布布的 He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
你应该告诉校长 瑞德 You should go tell the principal, Red.
他们说不论是谁制作了这种视频 They said if anyone made these kind of videos
来欺负别的同学 他们都会报警处理 of other students, they'd call the police.
我不用去告诉校长 I don't need to tell the principal.
今天下午会开大会 There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon.
我会用自己的手段惩治巴特斯 I'll get Butters back myself.
好了 所有同学 请注意听 All right, everyone, listen up.
众所周知 你们大多数人都已经被洗脑了 As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void
在觉醒文化影响下 连常识都没有了 of common sense by the woke radical left.
所以今天的话题是 为美国的历史文化 And so today's topic is about having some pride
感到骄傲！ in America's heritage!
请注意 Pay attention.
美利坚合众国 America.
以一个梦想奠基 It was built on a dream.
一个人人都能自由的梦想 An idea that almost all people should be free.
当我们的前辈们第一次来到这个伟大的国度 When our forefathers first came to this great nation
他们…乘着…五月花号…普利茅斯... they----in the---Mayflower--Plymouth--
龙猫 龙猫 Totoro, Totoro
呃 大家好呀 Well, hey, everybody!
是我 巴特斯 It's me, Butters.
这是我的朋友龙猫 And this is my friend, Totoro.
你知道我要做什么吗 And you know what I'm gonna do?
我要操它 I'm gonna fuck him.
是的 就是这样 我是巴特斯 Yep, that's right, I'm Butters
我马上就要和龙猫做爱了 and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now.
哦 哦 Oh! Oh.
丸辣！ Whoa!
噢 你个婊子 Oh, you bitch!
这他妈的是什么鬼 What the hell is this?
我跟他说过了 I told him.
好了 卡特曼夫人 我来确认一下 All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight.
你是说联邦政府 带走了你的儿子？ You say the government...took your child?
埃里克病得很重 Eric was very sick.
医生说过他的生命 The doctor said he only had
只剩下最后六七个月了 another six or seven weeks to live.
那些人说过会有更好的治疗方法的 And these people said they could help him
他们带着他去了华盛顿特区 if they took him to Washington.
他们没有邀请你一起去吗？ And they didn't invite you to go alone?
听着不太合理啊 Seems a little farfetched.
这一切都太奇怪了 It was all so confusing.
他们说这关乎国家安全 They said it was about national security.
我一直收到动态和邮件 I've been getting updates and emails
但我真的不知道还可以信任谁了 but I don't even know what to believe anymore.
哈里斯探长 Detective Harris, sir
我们必须马上去一下学校 we need to get down to the school right away.
怎么回事？ What's the matter?
那里有一个小男孩 先生 There's a young boy there, sir.
他被龙猫侵犯了 Appears he's been molested by Totoro.
真是该死！抱歉 卡特曼太太 Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.
我们一有空就会展开调查 We'll look into it for you when we can.
可谁来帮助埃里克？ But what about Eric?
好了 孩子 你愿意跟我聊聊你的身上发生了什么吗？ All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened?
我什么都不晓得！ I don't know nuttin'!
我们看过视频了 孩子 We've seen the video, kid.
你和龙猫保持性关系多久了？ How long have you and Totoro been sexually active?
什么？ What?
我什么都不晓得！ I don't know nuttin'!
听着 除非你和我们说出真相 Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit
不然那个住在森林里的混蛋 is just gonna keep doing this to kids
就会一直对小孩下手 unless you talk to us.
我想知道你是在哪里遇到龙猫的 I wanna know where you met Totoro
以及我要你详细描述他的阴茎的形状 and I want a description of his penis.
长官 你最好过来看一下这个 Sir, you better come take a look at this.
怎么了？ What is it?
貌似学校里又有一个年轻的学生 There's another young student here at this school
被大力水手侵犯了 that appears to have just been raped by Popeye.
大力水手？那个狗娘养的！ Popeye? That son of a bitch!
我什么都不晓得！ I don't know nuttin'!
哈 嘎嘎嘎嘎 Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
哦 噢 哇哦！嘎嘎嘎嘎... Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck...
我的天呐 Jesus Christ.
啊嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh...
噢 我的天！这他妈是在干什么？ Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here?
我们认为龙猫和大力水手 We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow
有共犯的可能 长官 be working together, sir.
一切都连起来了 This all has to be connected.
一系列性侵案 失踪的男孩卡特曼 A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy--
南方公园正在我们的眼前腐烂 South Park's going to shit right before our eyes.
长官？ Sir?
这里发生了一些非常不对劲的事 米奇 There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch
而我将会找出真相 and I'm gonna find out what.
老板 Boss
请不要对我生气 please don't be mad at me.
我做的一切... Everything I did...
都是为了您 I did for you.
你这是在操控我 You were manipulating me.
一直以来 你一直试图让我 This whole time, you've been trying to get me
把撒旦的宝宝打掉 to get rid of Satan's baby.
是的 因为我知道你想要摆脱这个宝宝 老板 Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss.
我只是想帮助您 I was just trying to help you.
我可以为您做任何事 I would do anything for you.
您... You...
是我见过的 are the greatest boss
世界上最好的老板 I ever had.
而我只是想让您开心 And I just want you to be happy.
我当然不想要这个宝宝 Of course I don't want the baby
但是每个人都对此如此兴奋 but everyone's so excited.
我已经不能置身事外了 I can't get out of it.
我认识一个伙计 老板 I have a guy, boss.
他现在正好就在科罗拉多 He's in Colorado right now.
他是处理这一切的专家 He is an expert in all of this.
没有人会在这里让你难堪 好吗孩子？ Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son?
我们只是想知道你和大力水手之间发生了什么 We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye.
啥？那只是个视频而已 Huh? No, that's just a video!
我们不能告诉他们这是因为你试图帮助我 You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you
所以遭到了女孩们的报复 不然他们就会知道 'cause you helped me or they're gonna know
其实是我们先开始的！ we did it to them first!
我们什么都不晓得！ We don't know nothing!
是不是龙猫告诉你要这么说的？ Did Totoro tell you to say that?
你不需要维护这些人渣 You don't need to protect these scumbags.
长官 这有些吉卜力工作室的人 Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here
想和孩子们聊聊 that wants to talk to the kid.
什么是吉卜力工作室？ What's s Studio Ghibli?
一些日本人 说他们代表着龙猫 Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro.
你！ You!
是你操了龙猫！ You fuck Totoro!
龙猫是属于吉卜力工作室的IP！ Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
啊哈 龙猫已经开始找律师了 哈？ Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh?
上百个艺术家花了 It takes hundreds of artists
整整三年才制作出龙猫！ three years to make Totoro!
而你们仅仅花了两分钟 And in two minutes
就用你们的狗屎 you spit out you shit
玷污了龙猫！ and fuck Totoro!
吉卜力工作室的作品！ スタジオジブリの作品！
啥？ What?
那个视频不是我做的！ I didn't make that video!
好吧 在座的各位说的东西 我一个字都没听懂 All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying.
你们 停止！ You stop!
这是“宗伤”和“毁谤”！ This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
“宗伤”和“毁谤”！ "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
米奇 把他们赶出去！ Mitch, get 'em outta here!
糟糕了！ しまった！
龙猫的名誉被玷污了！ トトロの名誉が汚された！
你们不能对属于其他人的IP You cannot just do whatever you want
想做什么就做什么！ with someone else's IP!
哟 怎么样了 妈妈？这里是卡特曼 Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric
正在华盛顿为您直播 这是我的第一天 宝贝 live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby.
你看 这里有一个又大又尖的 Look, that's a big pointy thing--
额 华盛顿纪念碑 uh, the Washington Monument.
倒影池就在那边 Whole reflection pool's right there.
这玩意就像一个大浴缸 只是上面有鸭子 It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks.
一切都很好 我保证 Everything's great. Promise.
嘿 妈妈 是我 只是想让你知道 Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know
我现在非常安全 一点也不危险 I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever.
老兄 街的尽头有一个城堡 Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street
而且这里的每个人问起来都有股爆米花味 and everyone smells like popcorn.
天呐 这简直太不真实了 This is unreal, forever.
只是想让大家知道我现在安然无恙 Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound.
不 小猫 这是我的肉馅饼！ No, kitty, that's my pot pie!
我爱我的芝士泡芙和-- I love Cheesy Poofs and--
嗷！尊重我的地位！再见！ Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye!
噢 埃里克 Oh, Eric
妈妈想你了 Mommy misses you.
一个来自南方公园的男孩 "A boy from South Park
对妈妈说他一切都好 "tells his mom he's doing good
他马上就要回家 and he'll be home soon."
喂 老登 操你妈 Hey, dude, fuck you.
你干的这是人事吗？ That is totally not cool, what you're doing.
这男孩很胖 "The boy is fat
又很专横 and authoritative."
嘿 妈妈 这儿一切都好 Hey, Mom, things are good here.
我喜欢芝士泡芙 I love Cheesy Poofs!
我精神振奋 感觉好极了 I'm just stoked to be feeling better
我马上就要回来了 尊重我的权威！ and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority!
老登 大家都看得出来那不是真正的我 Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me.
我已经有差不多五年 I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs
没提过芝士泡芙了 in, like, five years.
你闭嘴！ You shut up!
我们马上就去华盛顿 We'll be going to Washington soon
然后你必须帮助我 and then you're gonna help me
阻止敌基督出生 stop the antichrist from being born.
我们要拯救世界 And we're gonna save the world.
我才不打白工 老登！ Not for free, dude!
如果你想利用我 那你必须他妈的付出点什么 If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker.
你不能强迫我做一大堆莫名其妙的事 You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit
还是我平时绝对不会干的那种 that I would normally never do.
在你生活的的这个世界里 孩子 It's the world you live in, kid.
任何人都能为所欲为的操控你 Anyone can make you do anything they want.
不 猫咪 那是我的权威！ No, kitty, that's my authority!
馅饼！ Pot pie!
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我工作很辛苦的 知道吗？ I word really hard. You know?
我觉得我值得好好放松一下 伙计 I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy.
当然了 老板 Of course you do, boss.
这个宝宝给你太多压力了 This baby is too much for you.
我尝试过去堕胎诊所 备用计划 I tried abortion clinics, Plan B
但这孩子就是不死！ but this baby just won't die!
这就是我在科罗拉多的人能帮到我们的地方 老板 And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss.
只有他能阻止敌基督 Only he can stop the antichrist.
如果我们把他带到这了 带到华盛顿 那我们就能—— If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can--
你们在干嘛？ What are you guys doing?
嘿 放松点 伙计！ Hey, relax, guy!
我们在开一个重要的会议！ We're having an important meeting!
你们在说啥？ What are you talking about?
政府里的事情 撒旦 It's government stuff, Satan.
好吧 我想那我又得一个人 OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician
去儿科医生那检查了 by myself again.
嘿 好啦 伙计 Hey, relax, guy!
我们必须开这个会 We have to do this.
你真他妈是一坨狗屎 You're such a piece of shit.
看到没？一直这样叼我 You see? Always bitching at me.
我该被更好地伺候着 I should be treated better than that.
是的 老板 你值得 Yes, boss, you should.
所以你要相信我啊 That's why you need to trust me.
没人比我更懂你 Nobody feels for you the way that I do.
没人 老板 Nobody, boss.
嘿 瑞德 我们能和你谈谈吗？ Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
可以啊 凯尔 Sure, Kyle.
我是来帮巴特斯和你和好的 I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce.
怎么和好？ What kind of truce?
就是那个SoraAI的事已经有点失控了 It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand.
我知道是巴特斯先挑起的 I know Butters started it
所以你们才给他制作了一个视频 so then you guys made one of him
但之后你们又给肯尼做了一个 but then you guys made one of Kenny
我就是觉得我们应该更尊重彼此一点 and I just think we all need to respect each other more.
嗯 我觉得你是对的 凯尔 You know what? You're right, Kyle.
你真是个聪明人 You're really a smart guy.
谢谢 瑞德 我确实是个聪明人 Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy.
因为我是犹太人 It's 'cause I'm a Jew.
不好意思 就是你叫凯尔吗？ Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
噢 哇哦 是杜皮狗 Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!
※1943年美国动画《德鲁比》主角
嘿 杜皮狗 是的 我叫凯尔 Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle.
你猜怎么着？ You know what?
我要在你嘴里拉屎 I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth.
哦 不 杜皮狗 别拉在我嘴里 Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth!
坏狗！ Bad dog!
要来咯 Here it comes.
喜欢这样吗 你个蠢犹太？ You like that, you dumb Jew?
-老兄 这他妈怎么回事？-你看到没？ -Dude, what the hell? -You see?
女孩们又做了一个关于你的视频 The girls did one about you now.
我他妈的招她们惹她们了？ What the hell did I do?
她们才不管呢 我告诉你！ It don't matter, I told you!
瑞德就是个臭婊子 Red's just a bitch.
喜欢哥热热的屎吗？塞在你的犹太嘴里 You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth?
我说 你得承认这视频确实牛逼 I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive.
看上去和真的一样 It looks really real.
一点也不牛逼！太他妈糟透了 It's not impressive! It's fucked up.
这怎么能是合法的呢？ How is this even legal?
没什么了不起的 凯尔 Nothing's sacred, Kyle.
你能做到只有以其人之道还其人之身 All you can do is fight fire with fire.
好吧 咱们做一个瑞德和布鲁伊的视频 Well, then let's see how Red likes it
看她还笑不笑的出来 when we make one of her and Bluey.
支持！ Yeah!
在过去的14小时里 已经发生了12起案子了 We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours
结果你告诉我 没有一个孩子出来作证？ and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify?
没有一个孩子愿意开口 长官 None of the kids will talk, sir.
各位 我们的时间越来越紧了 We're running out of time here, people.
这些罪犯们一定会到处找律师的 These predators are all gonna start lawyering up
就像龙猫一样 like Totoro did.
我们不是律师地干活！ We're not lawyer!
吉卜力工作室做龙猫 Studio Ghibli make Totoro
是一笔一划画出来滴 with pencil and paint
不是在Sora上打几句话就能生成滴！ not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app!
没人听得懂你们在说什么 Nobody can understand anything you're saying
我也不知道该对你说什么 so I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
根本没人愿意合作 We're just getting no cooperation.
我们问每个孩子 回答都是一样的 Every kid we interview, we get the same thing.
“不是我干的 是别人干的” "That's not me. Someone else did that."
这就是我们生活的南方公园 米奇 That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch.
孩子们都不愿意跟警察开口 Kids won't talk to a cop
但波波鹿和飞天鼠叫他们做什么 他们就做什么 but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.
有了！ That's it.
我们可以装扮成这些卡通人物的样子 We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators
取得小孩子们的信任 and gain a little kid's trust.
喂 现在怎么样了？ Yeah. What's going on?
一切都很顺利 Everything is OK.
特朗普同意了我们的计划 We have Trump's approval now.
总统知道了我们的计划？ The president knows of our plans?
是的 Yes.
他和我现在是同一战线了 He and I are on the same page.
他说什么？ What's he say?
但我们现在还不能继续 But we cannot proceed just yet.
你能把那孩子再关一段时间吗？ Can you keep the child on ice a little longer?
没问题 有了Sora2 No problem--with Sora 2
那个南方公园小孩 我想让他做什么就做什么 I can make the South Park kid do just about anything.
老登 操你妈 Dude, fuck you.
你个缺八辈子德的 That is so lame.
但是老板 撒旦怎么办？ But boss, what about Satan?
*我想知道什么是爱* I want to know what love is
※原曲为Foreigner的《I Want to Know What Love Is》
啊 老板好大 好喜欢 Oh, boss, it's so big.
*我想体会被爱的感觉* I want to feel what love is
*我知道你能向我展示* I know you can show me
啊 老板！ Oh, boss!
老板！ Boss!
再来再来 Yes, boss!
我还要… Yes, boss!
※扮演的是2018年美国动画《波波鹿和飞天鼠》的两位主角
米奇 这破工作我们还得干多久？ How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch?
你还记得吗 以前至少比较正常 You remember when things made sense?
你付出时间和精力 就能完成工作 You put your time in. You did the work.
但现在 我们遇到的都是什么勾八 But now this stuff we're seeing
感觉就像有人搅了一滩浑水 然后对我们说 it's like someone shook the snow globe and said
“来 给我求这滩浑水的平方根” "Here you go, make sense of this."
我也不理解现在的情况 长官 I don't understand it much either, sir.
可能我们都老了吧 Maybe we're just too old.
以前我们抓的还是正常犯人 We used to go after normal criminals.
但现在的犯人都特么是喜羊羊和灰太狼 But now the criminals have faces that can just start
喜羊羊还会吃灰太狼 turning into oranges that eat other oranges.
这时候你就觉得 That's when you realize
可能你已经不适合干这行了 maybe the job doesn't need you anymore.
嘿 快看 小孩出来了 Hey, look. Kid's coming out.
快上 Let's do this.
你好呀 小姑娘 我们是波波鹿和飞天鼠 Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
想不想和我们一起玩呀？ You looking for a good time?
南方公园的警察们通过乔装打扮 The South Park Police Department had to go undercover
才终于挖掘到了这件事的真相 in order to finally get to the truth in this case.
证据表明 And what the evidence will show
一个无辜的女孩被羞辱了 is that an innocent girl was humiliated
而罪魁祸首正是这些男孩们 by the actions of these boys.
好的 小姑娘 你说男孩们利用了你 All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you.
是这样吗？ Is that right?
※此处为2018年澳大利亚动画《布鲁伊》的主角
没错 他们让我去做一些 我平常都不会做的事 That's right. They made me do things I would normally never do.
具体是什么事？ Exactly what kinds of things?
他们让我去一个 They made me go to the bathroom
很糟糕的地方 上厕所 in a very, very bad place.
嫌犯们事后有给你 And did the suspects offer you
任何补偿吗？ any kind of compensation?
一块钱都没给我！ I didn't make one cent!
这到底怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
怎么这些小孩变成被告了？ They're turning the kids into the victims?
这件事太糟糕了！ This whole thing stinks!
去你妈的 布鲁伊！ Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey?
肃静！肃静！ Order! Order!
我客户的意思被歪曲了 My client has been misrepresented
这些男孩们全都得去坐牢！ and these boys are going to jail!
这不是他们的错 好吧？ It wasn't their fault, all right?
都是我的错！ It's all my fault!
都是我开始的 This all started with me
因为我被伤透了心 because my heart was broken.
我用Sora 2制作了最初的那批视频 I made the first videos using Sora 2.
我看到了埃里克·卡特曼制作的 I saw the ones Eric Cartman made
用来逃学的视频 我就想 to get out of going to school, and I thought
我也要做瑞德的恶搞视频 因为她罪有应得 I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it.
但一切都是我做的 But it was just me.
等到 你说埃里克·卡特曼的那些视频 Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos
都是别人做的 are all being created by someone
用来歪曲事实？ to distort the truth?
肯定是龙猫！ That's gotta be Totoro!
追踪IP地址 把那个混蛋拿下！ Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch!
啊！ Ah!
不许动！ Freeze!
我们找到孩子了 长官 We got the kid, sir.
你在犯一个大错误 You're making a big mistake.
我有强大的人脉 I have powerful connections.
哦 我当然知道 Oh, I know you do.
但这次不会有魔法猫巴士 But no magical Catbus is gonna
※指《龙猫》里的猫巴士
来让你逍遥法外了 whisk you away from justice this time.
妈妈！ Mom!
哦 埃里克 你安全了！ Oh, Eric, you're safe!
你怎么花了这么长时间 How the hell did it take you this long
才弄清楚我那些视频是假的？ to figure out those videos of me were fake?
哦 那个 他们看起来很真 亲爱的 Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie.
我最后一次吃馅饼是什么时候？你这个愚蠢的婊子 When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
把他带走 Get him out of here.
把他和日本律师关起来 Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers.
好吧 米奇 看起来我们刚刚破坏了一个 Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community
叫做Sora2的网络强奸犯社区 of online rapists called Sora 2.
做的好 长官 Great job, sir.
哈里斯探长 你最好看看这个 Detective Harris, you better take a look at this.
这家伙不只是拍视频 This guy didn't just make videos.
他还有监控设备 He also has surveillance equipment
监视整个白宫 all over the White House.
-白宫？-是啊 -White House? -Yeah.
他有关于总统的视频 He's got this video of the president
就在林肯卧室 in the Lincoln Bedroom.
哦 总统！ Oh, boss!
总统！ Boss!
好爽啊 总统！ Yes, boss!
爽死了 总统！ Yes, boss!
哦我的上帝啊 这是怎么一回事儿？ Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here?
哦天啊 Oh, boy.
当福克斯新闻看见这个 他们不会高兴的 When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy.
这是…福克斯新闻… This is a... Fox News...
特别警报 special alert.
一些 呃 非常令人不安的消息从白宫中传出了 Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today.
很明显 林肯卧室里有个摄像头 Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom
已经拍下了特朗普总统和万斯副总统… has caught President Trump having...relations
进行了深入友好的交流 with Vice President Vance.
福克斯新闻在白宫现场直播 Fox News is live at the White House.
是啊 嘿 Yeah, hey.
这无疑是一个令人沮丧的消息 Definitely disheartening news here.
为什么总统会这样对待怀孕的撒旦 Why the president would do this to Satan
我们不知道 with a baby on the way, we don't know.
我猜谁也说不准 Guess it's anyone's guess why--
抱歉 抱歉 我们得打断你了 Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there.
呃 我们刚刚得到总统正在给“福克斯和朋友们” Uh, we just got word that the president is
打电话的消息 calling in to "Fox & Friends."
你在吗 总统？ Are you there, sir?
喂喂喂喂喂？在吗？ Hello? Hi? Hello?
在的 总统先生 发生什么事儿了？ Yes. Mr. President, what is going on?
哦 我们正在做一些很棒的事情 Oh, we're doing some great things here.
比睡王拜登做的多得多！ More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did!
一切都很好！ Everything's great!
那么 你和副总总统怎么样 Well, what about you and the vice president?
嘿 放松 伙计们 Hey, relax, guy!
我们在尝试放松 总统 We're trying to relax, sir
但我们都看过监控录像 but we've all seen the security footage.
不 都是假的！ No, that's fake!
那都是 全都是Sora2干的 That's all--it's all Sora 2.
是假的？ It's fake?
是啊 伙计们 都是Sora2干的！ Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2!
全都是假的 That's all fake!
哦 是假的 哦 谢天谢地 Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God!
那当然是假的 我们怎么能怀疑呢？ Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it?
这是福克斯新闻的假新闻警报 This is a Fox News fake news alert.
今天的新闻完全是假的 Totally fake news today
因为总统没有和副总统发生关系 as the president did not have sex with the vice president.
你给我向上帝发誓 视频里的一切都是假的 You swear on everything that video was fake.
当然都是假的 撒旦！ Of course it's fake, Satan!
好吧 但他看起来真的很真 OK, 'cause it looks really real.
撒旦 我以孩子的名义发誓 Satan, I swear on the baby.
我不会那样对你的 I wouldn't do that to you.
放松 伙计 Relax, guy.
-好吧 -太棒了 -OK. -Great.
好吧 我得去吃点零食了 Well, I gotta go get a snack.
你需要楼下的东西吗？ You want anything from downstairs?
不 我不需要 No, I'm good.
好吧 情况如何？ All right, what's the situation?
总统 科罗拉多州的探长是个刺儿头 The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss.
他不会把彼得·蒂尔交给我们的 He will not give us Peter Thiel.
他怎么能不把他交出来呢？ How can he not hand him over?
我可是总统！ I'm the president!
别担心 总统 Don't worry, boss.
我们不会让那个城镇妨碍我们 We will not let that town get in the way
共同的计划的 of our plans together.
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