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Turkey Trot
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*我要去南方公园 快乐似神仙* I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
*灿烂笑脸随处见 邻里谦虚无欺骗* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
*我要去南方公园 烦恼抛一边* Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
*日夜停车不用愁 嘘寒问暖把你念* Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
*我要去南方公园 看我爽翻天* Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
*波霸妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫* I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
*快来南方公园 与朋友见个面* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
好的 大伙们 马上就要感恩节了 All right, people, it's almost Thanksgiving
这意味着一年一度的火鸡趣味跑就要举办了 and that means the annual Turkey Trot is nearly upon us.
※火鸡趣味跑是现实中美国多个城市感恩节举行的活动
我们怎么一个愿意资助这个活动的 How is it that we haven't found one sponsor
赞助商都没找到？ to help pay for this event?
南方公园最近日子不好过 市长 South Park's just fallen on hard times, Mayor.
没人能出这个钱 Nobody's got the money.
节草农场曾经是火鸡趣味跑的赞助商 Tegridy Farms used to be a sponsor of the Turkey Trot
但你知道的 我们最近全都失去节草了 but as you know, we've recently all lost Tegridy.
所以恐怕我也爱莫能助了 So I'm afraid we just can't help.
那城市泡泡玛特快闪店呢？ What about the City Asian Pop Up Store?
他们能帮忙赞助今年的比赛吗？ Can't they help sponsor this year's race?
城市泡泡玛特快闪怎么可能付火鸡趣味跑的钱？ How City Asian Pop Up pay for Turkey Trot?
我们需要付大笔的关税！ We gotta pay tariff!
我们比任何人都惨！ We more fucked than anybody!
让我们面对事实吧 市长 南方公园的经济已经完蛋了 Let's just face it, Mayor, South Park businesses are dying.
很多好人都失去了工作 And a lot of good people have lost their jobs.
垃圾？有人要扔垃圾吗？ Trash? Anybody got trash?
噢 我需要 接着！ Oh, yeah, here's some. Bank shot!
一定会有解决办法的 各位 There has to be a solution, people.
火鸡趣味跑是这个小镇在一年中 The Turkey Trot is the one time of year
作为社区聚集在一起的唯一时刻 this town comes together as a community.
我们比以前任何时候都需要它 We all need it now, more than ever.
嗯 倒是有个人愿意在这时候 Well, of course, there is someone
给南方公园提供一大笔钱 who'd be willing to give South Park a bunch of money.
我的意思是 反正他们钱多得只能送人 I mean, they're giving money to everyone else.
为什么不能送我们一点？ Why not us?
我的天呐 My God.
就是这样！ That's it!
这将是个特别的感恩节清晨 This Thanksgiving morning
系好你的鞋带 准备迎接节日的欢乐与传统吧 lace up for holiday fun and tradition.
第28届南方公园火鸡趣味跑来了 It's the 28th annual South Park Turkey Trot.
由... Sponsored by...
沙特阿拉伯赞助！ Saudi Arabia!
这是一场充满感恩节传统气息的 It's a 5K race absolutely stuffed
5公里比赛 with Thanksgiving traditions.
而第一个穿过终点线的人将 And the first one across the finish line
为他们团队获得5000美元的奖金！ wins their team $5,000!
现在就为你的团队报名吧！ Sign up your team now!
欢迎所有年龄段的参赛者！ All ages are welcome!
严厉禁止对沙特王室 Disparaging remarks towards the Saudi Royal family
发表贬损言论 are strictly prohibited.
通过参加这一久负盛名的传统活动开始你的感恩节 Start your Thanksgiving with this time-honored tradition.
南方公园火鸡趣味跑 The South Park Turkey Trot.
5000美元啊 各位 $5,000, you guys.
今年火鸡趣味跑的赢家可以从 The winner of this year's Turkey Trot
沙特阿拉伯那里拿到五千块 gets $5,000 from Saudi Arabia.
就像 如果要说谁能从沙特阿拉伯那整到五千块 Like, if anybody's gonna get money from Saudi Arabia
那肯定是我们 it should be us.
对的！沙特阿拉伯全部的奖金！ Yeah dude! All the money from Saudi Arabia!
而且只要一个人赢得了比赛 And just one person has to win the race
整个队伍都能拿到奖金？ and your whole team gets the money?
-没错！ -老兄 这太棒了！ -Yeah! -Dude, that is crazy!
我们肯定会富得流油！ We're gonna be rich as fuck!
我们应该让一群孩子都加入我们的队伍 We should just get a bunch of kids on our team
这样我们的赢面就大多了 and then the chances of one of us winning is way better.
是的 但这样我们的奖金就得分给更多人了 Yeah, but then you gotta split the prize money more ways.
确实是这样 老兄 It's true, man.
我觉得我们队最多四五个参赛者就够了 I say we keep our team to four, five runners, max.
没人说要让你加入我们的团队了 Nobody said we wanted you on the team.
是啊 你比较拖我们后腿 Yeah, you kinda slow us down.
噢不不不 相信我 Oh, no, no, no, trust me.
你们肯定想让我加入比赛队伍的 You want me on the racing team.
我恰好是一个种族赛跑学的专家 大伙们 I happen to be an expert in race science, you guys.
我知道一种方法 可以大大增加我们团队的优势 I know a way to give our team an optimal winning advantage.
托尔金！ Tolkien!
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
听着 我 额 Listen, I was, uh--
我只是想知道你打算在火鸡趣味跑中 I was just wondering whose team
加入哪个队伍 you're thinking of being on for the big Turkey Trot.
-火鸡趣味跑？ -你懂的 就是在感恩节早上举行的 -Turkey Trot? -You know, the big footrace
那个大型赛跑活动？ Thanksgiving morning?
第一名能为他们整个团队赢得5000块 First place wins 5,000 bucks for his whole team.
噢 我其实不是很擅长跑步 Oh. I'm not really a runner.
噢 才怪咧 Yeah, right.
你当然很擅长跑步 托尔金 Of course you're a runner, Tolkien.
抱歉 大伙们 稍微给我点时间 Sorry, guys, just give me one second.
-他在搞毛？-我也不道 -What the hell is he doing? -I don't know.
这样 你听着 托尔金 All right, look, Tolkien
我是一个种族赛跑学专家 知道不？ I'm a racing science expert, OK?
数据显示 你们在世界的舞台跑得最快 岁岁年年出人才 The data shows your race always wins races.
等等 别走 托尔金 托尔金 Whoa, whoa, Tolkien. Tolkien.
拜托了 伙计 这可是感恩节 Come on, man, it's Thanksgiving.
就算你不为了自己 If you don't want to race for yourself
也该为需要这笔钱的肯尼和斯坦参加吧 then do it for the needy-Kenny and Stan.
你看 斯坦他们家已经失去了住的房子 老兄 I mean, Stan's family lost their home, dude.
他们真的很需要这笔钱 Those guys could really use the money
而且所有分析数据都显示 只要你加入了这个团队 and all the analytics show that with you on the team
我们就不可能输 we can't lose.
能请你 请你看在感恩节的份上参加比赛吗？ Could you--could you just do it for Thanksgiving?
好吧 我参加 All right, fine.
可以吗？他说可以参赛！ Yes? He said yes!
耶稣基督在上 米奇 Jesus Christ, Mitch.
火鸡趣味跑的奖金有五千美金？ A $5,000 prize for the Turkey Trot?
所有镇民都会想参与这场赛跑 Everyone in town is gonna want to do this race.
连我都想给全家报个名了 I was kind of thinking of signing the family up, sir.
我们要是真能搞到点沙特阿拉伯那边的票子就好了 We could really use some of that Saudi Arabian dough.
想都别想 米奇 我们在比赛日那天会忙的晕头转向的 Can't do it, Mitch. We're gonna be busy on race day.
长官！白宫又来电话了 Sir! The White house is calling again.
他们要求我们立即释放那名囚犯 They're demanding we release the prisoner.
跟他们说我们没空 Tell them we're busy.
但他们说如果我们拒绝执行命令 But they said if we don't comply
他们会派皮特·赫格塞思 they're gonna send in Pete Hegseth
和整个战争部门来 and the Department of War.
这又是谁的部将？ Who's Pete Hegseth?
耶！是我！ Yeah! Yeah!
嘿 大家好 现在出场的是皮特·赫格塞思 Hey, what's up, guys? This is Pete Hegseth
来自美国战争部！ with the Department of War!
※POI：person of interest 可疑人员
我等来此 意在潜入警局 带离目标 We're here to infiltrate this police station and extract a POI
毋庸置喙 向来如此！ 'cause that's what we do!
稍息 士兵！ At ease, soldier!
我奉美利坚合众国总统之命 The President of the United States orders you
要求你即刻将那名囚犯移交给我 to release custody of the prisoner to me immediately.
我警告过了 我上面有人 I warned you I had powerful friends.
呃 龙猫的案子还是需要由 Yeah, well, Totoro still has to be processed
一位法官进行审理 and seen by a judge.
我们最近还要忙着筹备火鸡趣味跑 And we have a big Turkey Trot to deal with
所以可能会耽搁上几天 so it's gonna be a few days.
听着 先生 我觉得你可能没搞清楚状况 Hey, man, I don't think you understand.
你是在挑衅美国战争部！ You're messing with the Department of War!
我们可不是在开玩笑 And we mean business.
我们绝不会向任何人低头！ We don't stand down for anyone!
别忘了点赞和订阅 Be sure to like and subscribe.
好了 开始行动！ All right, let's do this!
好了 我其实根本不打算和你们发生冲突 All right, I certainly don't want to tangle with you guys.
你要不自己动手按一下那块地板上的秘密按钮 How about you just push the secret button in the floor
好让囚室的门打开呢 over here and the jail cell doors will all open.
-秘密按钮？-对 就在地板上 -The secret button? -Yeah, it's in the floor.
就在那儿呢 你看见没？ Right there, you see it?
就在…这儿呢！ It's right--there it is!
现在带着你的狗腿子 滚出我的小镇 Now get your little bitch ass out of my town.
你竟敢… Oh, you--
有种你再来一次！ I dare you to do that again.
好的 请问您已经在线上 OK, and did you already register
完成队伍注册了吗？ your racing team online?
是的 我们是金博和内德 Yeah, it's, uh, Jimbo and Ned.
我们代表基瓦尼斯射击俱乐部比赛 We're racing with the Kiwanis Gun Club.
噢 找到了 Yes, here you go.
祝您比赛顺利 感恩节快乐 Good luck with the race, happy Thanksgiving
以及（阿拉伯语） and (Arabic).
呃 我是麦奇 麦奇先生 好么 Uh, it's Mackey. Mr. Mackey, mmkay.
好了 麦奇先生 请问您的队伍有几位成员呢 OK, Mr. Mackey, and how many on your team?
噢 我没有组队 好么 Oh, I'm not on no team, mmkay.
我需要独占那笔令人愉悦的沙特阿拉伯奖金 I need that sweet Saudi Arabian money all for myself.
好了 朋友们 我们都拿到号码牌了 All right, guys, we got our racing numbers.
他妈的 老兄 报名的人也太多了吧 Damn, dude, there's so many people signing up.
我们还有胜算吗 How are we ever gonna win?
别担心 朋友们 Don't worry, you guys
我已经把竞争对手的底细摸清楚了 I've been scoping out the competition.
那边的队伍是扶轮社 That group over there is the Rotary Club.
他们去年拿了冠军 但你懂的 呃 他们已经老了 They won last year, but they're all, like, old now.
那里是城市泡泡玛特队 Over there is the City Pop Up team.
根据种族赛跑学 他们擅长使用策略 The race science says they'll race smart
但速度不会那么快 所以我们不必担心 but not necessarily fast, so we're good there.
噢 嗨 斯坦 Oh, hey, Stan.
你们也打算参加今年的火鸡趣味跑吗 You gonna do the Turkey Trot this year?
是啊 你们也参加吗 Yeah. You guys are too?
那必须的！奖金有足足五千美金呢！ Hell yeah, we are! $5,000!
噢 好吧 我想你们四位女士 Oh, yeah, I'm sure all four of you ladies
一定稳操胜券了吧 have a really awesome chance of winning.
其实我们队有五名成员呢 There's actually five of us.
嘿 大家好呀 发生什么了吗？ Hey, guys, what's up?
呃 我们赛场上见 Well, we'll see you at the race.
好啊 回见！ All right, see ya!
他们居然开始给女孩传授种族赛跑学了吗？ They're teaching race science to girls now?
我们他妈的到底生活在一个什么样的国家啊？ What the hell kind of country are we living in?
忠诚！ Commitment!
强大！ Strength!
歼灭敌人的能力！ The ability to obliterate our enemies!
那就是国家战争局！ That is the Department of War!
大家好 我是皮特·赫格塞斯 What's up, guys? I'm Pete Hegseth.
我们现在正位于镇子的外部 We're outside this woke liberal town
这座觉醒的自由派镇子在违抗我们的政府 that is actually defying our government
但没人能违抗国家战争局！ and nobody defies the Department of War!
皮特.赫格塞斯将不惜一切代价阻止！ Pete Hegseth will do whatever it takes!
看林北杀你们个七进七出 I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass
外加屁滚尿流 and I'm all outta ass.
我将不惜一切代价完成任务！ I'll do whatever's necessary to get the job done!
哦 好 看到没有！ Oh, yeah, look at that!
美国总统正在给我打电话 That's the President of the United States calling me
就现在嗷！ right now!
您好 总统先生 Yes, Mr. President?
赫格塞斯！ Hegseth!
你他妈的在干嘛？ What the fuck are you doing?
你找到彼得.蒂尔了没？ Did you get Peter Thiel?
没呢 长官 我们没能救出那名囚犯 No, sir, we were unable to extract the prisoner.
我们遭到了当地觉醒警察势力的阻拦 We were met with resistance from the woke local police force.
天杀的 我们就给了你这么一个任务 God damn it, we gave you one job to do.
我们要彼得.蒂尔马上回到白宫 We need Peter Thiel here at the White house.
明白 长官！ Sir, yes, sir!
我需要集整个战争局之力 I'm gonna need the full might of the Department of War!
调用所有的坦克 枪炮和兵力！ I'll need all our tanks and guns and dudes!
行吧 随你 Then you've got it.
不惜一切代价 给我们把那囚犯带回来！ Just get us the prisoner, no matter what it takes!
好耶！ Hell yeah!
还有 赫格塞斯 别给我再拍一堆没用的短视频回来 And Hegseth, don't just make a bunch of content.
多干点实事听见没 Like, actually go and do something.
家人们记得点赞 订阅 关注哦 Be sure to like and subscribe, guys.
是的 长官 总统先生！我会让这个镇子付出代价的！ Yes, sir, Mr. President! I will make this town pay!
妈的 真是傻逼一个 God, he is such a douchebag.
好了 伙计们 到明天我们将集结一整支军队 All right, men, we'll have a full army here by tomorrow.
到时候这群乡下条子 And then that smalltown cop
就知道他们惹错人了 is gonna see he messed with the wrong guy.
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现在是大赛举行的早晨 It's the morning of the big race
似乎所有南方公园的居民们都来参与这一赛事了 and all of South Park appears to have turned out
展现了社区的精神风貌 in the spirit of community.
人们正在陆续戴上他们的号码牌 People are putting on their numbers
并穿着感恩节服饰让全场嗨起来 and rocking out their festive costumes.
我身边的是警长哈里森 I'm with Police Chief Harris
警长 您和警员们最近都处于加班状态 Chief, your guys have been working overtime.
是的 我们只是想保证 Yeah, well, we just want to make sure
大家能有一个安全的感恩节早晨 everyone has a safe Thanksgiving morning.
我们希望大家在比赛中及时补水 安全第一 We want people to stay hydrated and be responsible.
大家一起愉快的火鸡趣味跑 Let's have a good Turkey Trot.
当然 一大笔奖金同时也在终点线上 Now, of course, there's a lot of money on the line
等着胜利者的队伍 for the team of the race winner
某些选手转而通过科学分析另辟蹊径 and so some people are turning to race science.
没错 你知道的 现在很多人 That's right, you know, a lot of people these days
想要揭一些穿所谓的科学真相 want to debunk science.
你知道的 像疫苗导致自闭症啦 You know, vaccine's cause autism
飞机燃料留下化学痕迹啦 jet fuel leaves chemtrails
但说到竞赛科学 那就是正儿八经的科学 but when it comes to racing science, it's science.
当然许多的参赛者都希望今天能有一笔奖金进账 Certainly a lot of runners hoping to cash in today
祝愿最好的那位“火鸡”胜利 so may the best turkey win.
好了 大家都准备好了吗？ All right, you guys ready to run?
我们能行 加油 伙计们 出发！ We got this. Come on, team, let's go!
-托尔金呢？-哦 你不知道吗？ -Where's Tolkien? -Oh, you didn't hear?
我不知道啥？ I didn't hear what?
托尔金说他不来比赛了 Tolkien says he's not gonna race.
啥叫不来比赛了？ What do you mean Tolkien's not going to race?
他说比赛是沙特阿拉伯人赞助的 He said because it's being sponsored by Saudi Arabia
※影射2025年9月 一群喜剧演员以沙特侵犯人权为由 拒绝参加该国举办的利雅得喜剧节的事件
他因为政治原因退出了 he's bowing out for political reasons.
-你他妈在逗我？-没啊 -Are you fucking joking? -No.
天杀的 在这等我！ God damn it, wait here!
欢迎各位参加第二十八届南方公园年度火鸡趣味跑！ Welcome, everyone to the 28th annual South Park Turkey Trot!
谢谢大家的热情参与 This is a wonderful turnout
让我们一起来向今年的赞助商表示感谢 and I'm sure you'll all help me in thanking this year's sponsor
沙特阿拉伯！ Saudi Arabia!
我操了 Holy shit!
我操了 我们遇到反法西斯暴乱了！ Holy shit, we've got an Antifa uprising!
好了 全体战争局听令！ All right, Department of War, listen up!
这座镇子的居民马上要爆发叛乱了！ The people of this town are starting an insurrection!
但他们休想阻止我们带走我们要找的人！ But they will not stand in the way of us getting our man!
托尔金！ Tolkien!
托尔金？ Tolkien?
托尔金！ Tolkien!
老兄 你到底在搞什么鬼？ Dude, what the hell are you doing?
玩“穹顶突击队” Playing "Arc Raiders."
大伙们说你不参加比赛 The guys said you're not gonna race
是因为它是由沙特阿拉伯赞助的 because it's being sponsored by Saudi Arabia?
是啊 我就是良心过不去 Yeah, just doesn't feel right.
良心过不去？ "It doesn't feel right"?
-是啊 良心过不去 -良心过不去？ -Yeah, doesn't feel right. -"It doesn't feel right"?
什么 托尔金 你不喜欢沙特阿拉伯 What, Tolkien, you don't like that Saudi Arabia
买美国货吗？ is buying American stuff?
他们在试图进步 好吗？ They're trying to be progressive, OK?
你想让他们回到过去那样吗？ You want them to go back to what they were doing?
你想让沙特阿拉伯继续回去把人大卸八块 You want Saudi Arabia to just go back to cutting people up
然后请凯文·哈特来吗？这是你想要的吗？ and paying Kevin Hart? Is that what you want?
※凯文·哈特是确认参加沙特喜剧节的演员之一
我看不见屏幕了 I can't see the screen.
托尔金 你不能对一个尝试进入21世纪 Tolkien, you can't whine about a country
的国家抱怨吧 trying to come into the 21st century.
他们想帮我们美国出钱的事多好啊 Them wanting to help pay for American things is good.
因为你猜怎么着 如果沙特阿拉伯积极地 'Cause guess what? If Saudi Arabia is out
赞助体育赛事 paying for sporting events
他们就不会肢解记者 they're not out hacking up reporters
※指记者贾迈勒·卡舒吉于2018年在沙特领事馆被暗杀 尸体被肢解装进行李箱的事
还邀请皮特·戴维森去讲喜剧了 and inviting Pete Davidson to come do comedy.
好了 各位 各就各位 All right, everyone, on your mark...
预备 Get set...
我操 Holy shit!
开枪了 开枪了 Shots fired! Shots fired!
去那边架好机位！我们需要视频内容！快！ Get set up over there! We need content! Now!
大家好 我是战争部的皮特·海格塞斯 What's up, guys? Pete Hegseth, Department of War.
我们正在遭受攻击！ We are being fired upon!
这里发生暴乱了 是某种形式的起义 There's an uprising here. Some kind of insurrection.
记得订阅点赞哦！ Make sure to like and subscribe!
你可以听到那些自由派恐怖分子 You can hear the liberal terrorists
在我们身后尖叫和呐喊 all screaming and chanting behind us.
我们要把他们全部解决掉 We're gonna take 'em on!
这是战争部的使命和日常！ Just another day in the Department of War!
我们出发 Let's move out!
你知道自从2018年开始 Did you know that since 2018
他们居然允许女性在沙特阿拉伯开车了吗 they actually allow women to drive in Saudi Arabia?
他们允许女性在沙特阿拉伯开车了！ They allow women to drive!
那里简直快变成女同性恋乌托邦了 It's like practically a lesbian utopia over there.
你能让我安安心心过个感恩节早晨吗？ Can you please just let me enjoy my Thanksgiving morning?
哦 是啊 当然 谁在乎女同性恋乌托邦？ Oh, yeah, sure, who cares about lesbian utopia?
托尔金不在乎 托尔金想让沙特阿拉伯 Not Tolkien. Tolkien wants Saudi Arabia
继续砍同性恋的脑袋 to just keep chopping off gay people's heads.
那样更好 对吧？ That's way better, isn't it?
-你丫真够讨厌的 兄弟 -快滚 -You're being a dick, bro. -Go away.
好吧 托尔金 你知道吗？ All right, Tolkien, you know what?
行吧 如果你真的不想 Fine. If you really don't want to be
让我们国家拥抱沙特阿拉伯改变的意愿 a part of our country embracing Saudi Arabia's desire to change
那我们也不需要你 then we don't need you.
喂！ Hey!
喂 把我的Xbox还给我！ Hey, gimme back my Xbox!
来拿啊 混蛋 Come get it, asshole!
加油 Come on.
加油 我们必须要拿到那笔钱 Come on, we gotta get that money.
暴乱的恐怖分子似乎在向 The rioting terrorists appear to be advancing
东北方向前进 north, northeast.
先生们 我们的计划是 Our plan, gentlemen
在这里拦截他们 is to intercept them at this location here
并尽可能多拍几段视频 and get as much content as we possibly can.
我们也很可能需要在 It's quite possible we'll also be needing to get content
这个区域拍视频 所以做好准备 in this area, so be ready.
第三营 你们在这里坚守网络阵地 Third Battalion, you'll be posting up here.
我要你们在Instagram和推特上发帖 I want you posting on Instagram and Twitter.
阿尔法小队在这儿 Alpha Team post here.
布拉沃小队在那儿 Bravo Team content there.
好了 各位 待命 All right, everyone, stand by.
放松点 士兵们 At ease, soldier.
我们听说有平民暴乱 We heard there's a civilian uprising.
是啊 我们不需要国土安全部的帮助 Yeah, we don't need Homeland Security's help.
-我们自己能搞定 -我们只是来帮忙的 -We got it. -We're just here to assist
我愿意尽我们所能 in any way we can.
那就是国土安全部的职责 That's what Homeland Security does.
记得订阅点赞 伙计们 Be sure to like and subscribe, guys.
-我们有… -哦 不 不 不 不 不 -We've got a- -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
这不是你们的视频内容 This is not your content.
所有人给战争部订阅点赞 Everyone like and subscribe to Department of War!
加油 加油 Come on. Come on.
你做得到的 我做得到 You got this. I got it.
他妈的 把我的Xbox给我 God damn it! Gimme my Xbox!
托尔金 你怎么就是追不上我呢 Tolkien, how can you not catch up to me?
你根本就没使劲 You're not even trying!
我使劲了 I am trying!
我告诉过你 我跑的不快 I told you, I'm not a runner!
不 你跑得快！ Yes, you are!
你能不能别胡闹了？ Will you stop fucking around?
国土安全部呼叫战争部 Homeland Security to Department of War.
抗议者正朝你们那边去了 The protestors are headed your way.
退下 国土安全部 Stand down, Homeland Security.
这是我们的视频内容 This is our content.
他们太多人了 There's too many of 'em!
他们来了 Here they come.
所有人坚守阵地 Everyone, hold your positions!
战争部不会被吓倒 Department of War will not be intimidated!
等等 Hold.
再等等 Hold!
好 释放催泪瓦斯！ Fire the tear gas! Yeah!
老兄 Dude.
老兄 我们该往哪走？ Dude, which way are we supposed to go?
我看…我看不清任何东西 I can't--I can't see nothing.
托尔金？托尔金！ Tolkien? Tolkien!
你到底在哪？ Where the hell did you go?
这他妈咋回事？ What the hell's going on?
我们不知道. We don't know.
那 他们把路挡了 Well, how the hell are we supposed to race
我们该他妈怎么比赛？ if they've blocked the road?
听着 我只知道 Look, all I know is that
我们斯多奇家今年快揭不开锅了 the Stotch family is in big financial trouble this year.
我们必须冲过那条终点线 We have to reach that finish line.
你以为你就很惨了？我们还要交关税 You think you fucked? We gotta pay tariff!
那笔奖金是我们唯一的机会！ That prize money is our only chance.
有谁有火鸡趣味跑的路线图？ Does anyone have a Turkey Trot route map?
有 我有一张 Yeah, I've got one here.
好 让我们看看 All right, let's see.
既然这一片区域都被挡住了 So if this area's all blocked off
那我们最好的机会就是从这里绕路 then our best chance at getting to the finish line
到达终点线 is detouring through here.
不 不对 我们应该从这里走这条捷径 No, no, we should go this way through the underpass.
你疯了吗？这条路也太离谱了 Are you crazy? That's too much of a shortcut.
我们会被禁赛的 We could get disqualified.
只要沙特阿拉伯那边没意见就行 All that matters is that it's OK with Saudi Arabia.
我们走这条路沙特阿拉伯没意见吧？ Would going this way be OK with Saudi Arabia?
根本没有办法能知道沙特阿拉伯那边在想什么 There's no way to be sure what Saudi Arabia wants.
我只知道 我需要那笔钱 All I know is, I need their money.
所以我豁出去了 So I'm gonna go out there and take my chances.
哟 兄弟们？ What's up, guys?
鄙人皮特海格赛斯 来自美国战争部. Pete Hegseth, Department of War.
我们已经把那群毒贩恐怖分子打的落花流水 We've got the Narco terrorists on the run
现在我们要把他们彻底铲除 and we're gonna take 'em out.
太好啦！ Yeah!
*皮特海格塞斯是个大傻逼* Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
※此曲恶搞了Kenny Loggins的《Danger Zone》
*皮特海格赛斯是个大傻逼* Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
*装的像个硬汉* Acting like a tough guy
*还要装给全世界看* Posting it around the world
*天天发自拍视频* Making lots of content
*像个青春期的小女孩* Like a little teenage girl
*皮特海格赛斯是个大傻逼* Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche
*皮特海格赛斯是个大傻逼* Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
好了 哥们 All right, buddy.
我不知道你知不知道自己在干什么 I don't know what you think you're doing
但是我很确定你该滚出我的小镇了 but I'm pretty sure I told you to get the hell out of my town.
哦 是吗？ Oh, yeah?
有本事你就试试看？ Well, what do you think you're gonna do about it?
喂？ Hello?
有人吗？ Anybody?
把我Xbox还给我！ Give me my Xbox!
啊！ Ah!
你有什么毛病吗 哥们？ What is your problem, man?
这本来会是个美好的感恩节的 You could've made this an amazing Thanksgiving.
为了斯坦 为了肯尼 For Stan. For Kenny.
但你就想玩游戏而已 But you just wanna play games.
我再最后说一遍 For the last time
我是黑人并不代表我跑得快！ just because I'm Black doesn't mean I run fast!
不啊 你跑得快 Yes, you do.
你只是不想努力 因为你不想让 You just weren't trying because you have a problem
沙特阿拉伯加入国际社会 with Saudia Arabia joining the global community.
这跟你种族歧视有什么关系 That has nothing to do with you being a racist.
哦 现在我成了种族歧视者了？ Oh, I'm a racist?
你还想让沙特阿拉伯 You want Saudi Arabia
继续把记者切块装箱呢 to just keep stuffing journalists into suitcases
结果我成种族歧视者了！ but I'm the racist!
我要回家了 I'm going home.
好吧 那就不说这个了 OK, fine, forget it.
说的好像我想继续说一样！ Yeah, I will forget it!
我想怎么想就怎么想！ And I can think whatever I want!
好吧 你是对的 托尔金 OK, you're right, Tolkien.
废话 我知道我是对的！ Yeah, I know I'm right!
嗯嗯 好的 OK, that's cool.
感恩节快乐 哥们 Have a good Thanksgiving, man.
我会过一个快乐的感恩节的 I will have a good Thanksgiving
因为我可不会听你在这儿逼逼！ 'cause I won't be listening to your stupid bullshit!
嗯 说得好 Yep, sounds good.
和你们所爱的人一起度过愉快的假期吧 Enjoy the holidays with your loved ones.
噢 我他妈的 Oh, God damn it.
太对了！种族赛跑学！ Yes! Race science!
种族赛跑学是对的！ Race science!
代表沙特阿拉伯王国 On behalf of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
以及首相穆罕默德·本·萨勒曼·阿勒沙特 and His Royal Highness Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud
今年的火鸡趣味跑头奖 this year's Turkey Trot grand prize
颁给南方公园自己的 goes to the team of South Park's very own
托尔金·布莱克队！ Tolkien Black!
我们做到了 老兄！ We did it, dude.
就在那儿 你看见了没？ It's right there. You see it?
就在那儿！ It's right there!
搞快点 马上就到了 There you go. Almost there.
好的 弟兄们 这事算是解决了 All right, guys, that about wraps it up.
咱们快回家吃火鸡吧 Let's get home and eat some turkey.
你个狗日的！ You son of a bitch!
总统会来救我们的！ The president will come for us!
可能会吧 Yeah, maybe so.
反正周一法官会见你的 Judge will see you Monday.
南方公园会为此付出代价的 South Park's gonna pay for this.
所有人都是 They're all gonna pay.
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