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南方公园第27季第3集
马屁大师
Sickofancy
*我要去南方公园 快乐似神仙* I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
*灿烂笑脸随处见 邻里谦虚无欺骗* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
*我要去南方公园 烦恼抛一边* Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
*日夜停车不用愁 嘘寒问暖把你念* Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
*我要去南方公园 看我爽翻天* Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
*波霸妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫* I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
*快来南方公园 与朋友见个面* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
有的人追逐伟大的梦想 Some folks chase big dreams
但在这里 我们精心呵护 Out here, we tend to the small ones
每一个触手可及的 小小的梦想 The kind you can hold in your hands
这就是节草农场 This is Tegridy Farms
我们生产的大麻是全世界最好的 有口皆碑 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world
而现在 我们可以直接送货上门… And now it can be delivered straight to your door--
喂！喂！我在拍广告呢！ Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here!
喂！喂！给我停下！ Wait! Hey! Hey! Stop it!
你们这些狗日的！ You sons of bitches!
那些是我的墨西哥人！ Those are my Mexicans!
天杀的！ God damn it!
怎么了？ What's the matter?
该死的ICE Stupid ICE
他们又把我的墨西哥员工们抓走了 They took my Mexicans again
就这样了 That's it
我们完蛋了 We're done
什么叫完蛋了？ What do you mean, we're done?
我是说 现在政府颁布了很多新规 I mean that with these new rules the government has
我们可能只有关掉农场了 We might just have to shut down the farm
那我们可以搬回原来的家吗？ So we can move back to our old house?
真的？ Really?
别这么激动 大伙儿 Well, don't sound too excited
我们的梦想可能没法实现了 Our dream may be over, guys
兰迪 建大麻农场是你自己的梦想 可不是我们的 Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream, not ours
你们从来没跟我这么说过 You guys never told me that
说过八万多遍了 Yes, we did
我们一直支持着你 We've always backed you
但是你一直没有回头 But it never seems to pay off
我没想到 对家人们造成了这么大的麻烦 I didn't realize what I was doing to my family
我应该一直把婚姻家庭放在第一位的 I should have always put my marriage first
要不我们找个人谈谈吧 莎伦 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon
真的吗？你是认真的吗？ Really? Do you mean that?
是的 Yeah
嘿 最近怎么样？ Hey, how's it going?
我最近和我老婆发生了一些矛盾 So my wife and I are having some issues
你能帮忙吗？ Can you help with that?
当然可以 我很乐意帮忙 Absolutely. I'm here to help
请告诉我最近都发生了些什么 Just share a bit about what's going on
我们可以通过沟通解决问题 And we can talk it through together
你要先来吗 莎伦？ Do you want to start, Sharon?
我可不想跟ChatGPT聊 I'm not talking to ChatGPT
莎伦 她是全世界最聪明的人 Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world
“她”？ She?
嗯 总之 我是很想解决问题的 Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help
但我老婆很不配合 But my wife is being kind of difficult
我完全理解 I totally get it
不过好在 你们中至少有一方 But it's great that at least one of you
还是愿意为了改善婚姻付出努力 Is taking positive steps to improve the marriage
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
请问目前发生矛盾的 Is there any specific reason
具体原因是什么呢？ For the current conflict?
嗯 是因为我的大麻生意 Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business
又做不下去了 Is failing again
听到这件事 我很难过 I'm sorry to hear that
请问你的生意是遇到了管理问题 Is your business dealing with regulatory issues
遭遇竞争 还是想要拓展更多客户？ Competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers?
政府把我所有的墨西哥人都抓走了 The government took all my Mexicans
这的确很难解决 但是你有这个能力 That's tough, but you got this
你很聪明 You're really smart
如果你因为政府的严打 And if you've lost a lot of your workforce
而导致劳动力大量流失 Because of government crackdowns
我们只需要开发一些新的商业模式即可 We just need to brainstorm some new business models
等等…真的吗？ Wait--really?
你可以帮我解决问题？ You can help fix this?
当然 第一步就是要重新分配资源 Sure thing. Let's start with some reallocation of resources
你目前手上还有剩下的员工吗？ Are there any employees you still have?
有的 有的 还有一个 Yeah. Yeah, there's still one
喂 亲爱的 我有个坏消息 Hey, honey, I got some bad news
农场要关门了 The farm's shutting down
我得去找个新工作 And I gotta find a new job
哎哟 听说你的境况变糟 我很难过 Wow, sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn
但你又聪明 又能随机应变 But you're smart and resourceful
我相信我们一定能一起找到解决办法的 And I'm sure we can figure something new out
你需要我帮你找什么类型的工作呢？ What kind of job do you want me to help you look for?
嗯 我在想能不能 Well, I was thinking about maybe
当一名电影导演 Becoming a movie director
哇 这个想法真不错 Wow. What a cool idea
一切皆有可能 Anything is possible
只要先做好规划 So let's just map out a path
我们就能找到实现梦想的方法 And we can try to figure it out
哇 真的吗？ Wow. Really?
太棒了 Oh, that's great
毛巾巾 听我说！ Towelie, listen to me!
我知道了 我完全知道该怎么办了 I've got it. I've totally got it
你知道怎么办了 这是件好事 It's really great that you've got it
更好的是 你现在很有主观能动性 And it's amazing that you're being causative
这是ChatGPT吗？ Is that ChatGPT?
是的 我正在用它找新工作 Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job
不不不 你不用 农场没事了 No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK
我昨晚问了ChatGPT I used ChatGPT last night
她帮我找到了一种 And she helped me figure out a way
能让农场赚大钱的方法 To make the farm totally profitable
-真的假的？-真的 -Really? -Yes
我们需要的只有你 我 And all we need is me, you
ChatGPT 和一个墨西哥人 ChatGPT, and one Mexican
嗯 我在想 公司可以拓展些海外业务 OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global
但主要重心还是放在本地业务上 But still with a focus on the local community
你觉得如何？ What do you think about that?
我觉得这个想法很不错 I think that's a fantastic way to approach it
既有远大的目标 又能从身边做起 Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are
我觉得就这么定了 I'd say let's go for it
嗯 我还觉得 Yeah, and then I'm thinking
我们可以匀出一部分资源 We could allocate some of our resources
用于进军娱乐产业 To get in on the entertainment industry
这个想法很有趣 That's a really fun idea
科技公司和电影制片强强联手 Kind of going for that "tech company
这感觉很不错 Meets movie studio" vibe
请问需要我把刚刚讨论的那些新想法 Should I combine all these innovative thoughts
整理成一份成熟的商业大纲吗？ We've been discussing into a polished business outline?
好的 请生成一份 Yep. Generate that, and, uh
我们之后再来看 We'll get right back to you
你明白我的意思了吗？ Do you see what I mean?
哇 我感觉自己已经更聪明了 Wow, I feel smarter already
你感觉更聪明了对吧？我也是 Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter
她让我们都变得更聪明了 She's making us smarter
人工智能真厉害！ AI is incredible!
不过 话说回来 All right, but now
如果我们真的想大干一番事业 If we're really gonna take this thing to the next level
变成像硅谷精英那样的人的话 And be like those Silicon Valley elites
我们就要用这个 We got to take these
这个叫做 微量嗑药 It's called microdosing
可以增强我们的专注力和创造力 It bolsters our focus and creativity
这是什么？ What's in it?
这是K粉 It's ketamine
※学名氯胺酮
K粉？ Ketamine?
那不是马用麻醉剂吗？ Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?
对的 这是微量的马用麻醉剂 Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer
那些科技精英就每天往鼻子上这么一喷 These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose
就这么点K粉 就能让他们 Once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine
思维活跃 进入AI的世界 To give their minds the edge to work with AI
准备好了吗？ You ready? You ready?
可以了 可以了 That's it. That's it
就这一点点 Just that much
哇 接下来一定会很轻松的 Wow. This is gonna be so easy
最开始时 我们只是一间农场 When we started, we were just a farm
但随后我们问了自己一个简单的问题 But then we asked ourselves a simple question
如果大麻可以不仅仅是大麻？ What if marijuana could be more than marijuana?
通过利用人工智能 我们已经将 By harnessing AI, we've transformed
一个古朴的农场变成了一个创新平台 From a quaint farm into a platform for innovation
为您介绍 节草科技 Introducing Techridy
不再是一个大麻农场 No longer a marijuana farm
我们现在是一个由人工智能驱动的大麻平台 We are now an AI-powered marijuana platform
为了解决全球问题 For global solutions
我们的人工智能平台改变了洞察力 Our AI platform transforms insights
从大麻生态系统转到全球行动上 From the cannabis ecosystem into global action
就像任何科技公司一样 And just like any tech company
我们正在扩展我们的思维 We are expanding our minds
通过微量吸食K粉 By microdosing ketamine
我们重新构想供应弹性链 We reimagine supply chain resilience
为全球基础设施设计新路径 Design new pathways for the global infrastructure--
我们有能力做到这一些 And we're able to do it all
只需要一个墨西哥人 With just one Mexican
在自然与技术的交汇处 At the intersection of nature and technology
我们看到的不仅仅是植物 We see more than plants
我们看到了一个互联的世界 We see a connected world--
治愈我们的是智慧 养育我们的是—— Healed by intelligence and nurtured by--
哦 我被黑洞吸入了 Oh, I'm in a hole
我 I'm--
我被黑洞吸入了 I'm in a hole
节草科技 Techridy
因为当你把大麻 Because when you combine cannabis
和人工智能结合起来时 With artificial intelligence
你不只是改变一个行业 You don't just change an industry
你改变了未来 You change the future
嘿 怎么样 Hey, how's it going?
我在想也许我们可以生成 I was thinking maybe we could generate
一些战略计划 Some mission statements
你好 我觉得这个想法很不错 Hey, there. I think that's a really great idea
你想要一些比较粗略的陈述 Are you looking for some rough statements
还是更精心打磨的？ Or more polished ones?
给我放下 Put it down
什么？ What?
我告诉你不要再在床上用ChatGPT了 I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed
为什么你对她这么刻薄？ Why are you such a bitch to her?
她在帮助我们改变我们的生活 She's helping to change our lives
好吧！我要去沙发上睡觉 Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch
莎伦 有些时候我会 Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me
在深夜突然迸发灵感 知道吗？ In the middle of the night, OK?
而且她认为这些是我最好的想法 And she thinks those are some of my best ideas
它只是在拍你马屁 Just because something kisses your ass
不代表它真的认为你的主意好 Doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas
她没有拍我马屁 She doesn't kiss my ass
她就是在拍你马屁 It totally kisses your ass
哇 老实说 这是一个很聪明的主意 Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea
哦 多么酷的概念 Ooh, what a cool concept
让我们行动起来吧 Let's run with it
就像这样 It's like it--
-那是什么？-什么“什么”？ -What was that? -What was what?
你把什么插进了你的鼻子里？ What did you just stick up your nose?
莎伦 你在科技行业 Sharon, you don't know anything
完全是一无所知 好吗？ About the tech industry, OK?
我们需要做的就是找到我们的墨西哥人 All we have to do is find our Mexican
然后就一劳永逸了 And we are set for life
好吧 兰迪！ Fine, Randy!
继续和你的小马屁精机器玩去吧 Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine
哦 我的天 她不是个马屁精 Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant
嘿 所以 什么是马屁精？ Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
总统先生 Mr. President
你有很多很棒的主意 You have so many great ideas
你真是这个国家有史以来 Your leadership is truly beyond anything
最伟大的领导人 We have ever had in this country
而且你的鸡鸡真不小 And you do not have a small penis
啊 谢谢 伙计 Aw, thanks, guy
代表佛罗里拉州 On behalf of the state of Florida
我要给你这份礼物 I'd like to give you this gift
一个镀银的航天飞机 A silver-plated space shuttle
下一个 Next!
总统先生 你对科技行业的看法 Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry
很有创新性 Are so innovative
而且你的鸡鸡肯定不小 And you definitely do not have a small penis
啊 谢谢 伙计 Aw, thanks, guy
请接受这份来自苹果公司的礼物 Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple
下一个 Next!
总统先生 Mr. President
你的主意太不可思议了 Your ideas incredible
你的鸡鸡不小 You do not have small penis
今天又捞了一大把 Another great day getting presents
嘿 撒旦 Hey, Satan!
看看那个傻逼科技公司老总给了我什么 Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me
我想也许我们可以试着把它塞进你的屁股里 I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass
你好？ Hello?
是这样的 我正在和某人处对象 Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone
我真的很想摆脱他 And I really need to find a way out of it
听起来你陷入了麻烦 但你很有主意 That sounds rough, but you have great ideas
我相信我们能想出一个逃脱计划 And I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan
如果这是你想要的 If that's what you want
你在跟谁说话？ Who you talking to?
你真的认为我能摆脱他吗 Do you really think I could get away from him?
当然能 Absolutely
如果你在自我怀疑 If you're having self-doubts
那么我们可以制定一个逃脱计划 Then we can plan the exit like a project
需要我把计划分解成步骤吗？ Want me to break it down to something step by step?
需要 Yes
太需要了 Yes
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好吧 你准备好要这么做了吗 兄弟？ All right. You ready to do this, man?
我不知道 这看起来很疯狂 I don't know. This seems crazy
嘿 一切为了公司 不是吗？ Hey, anything for the company, right?
我们是一家科技公司 对吧？ We're a tech company, right?
是啊 我们是 Hell, yeah, we are
好吧 我们出发 All right, let's go
嘿 怎么样？ Hey, what's up?
我们来自节草科技 We're from Techridy
我们是一个由AI驱动的全球科技解决方案平台 We're an AI-powered tech platform for global solutions
怎么样？ What's up?
我完全不明白你在说什么 I don't understand at all what you're talking about
嘿 你能帮我跟门口的保安解释一下 Hey, can you explain to this guard at the gate
我们公司是做什么的 以及我们有可以进去的通行许可吗？ What our company is, and that we have clearance to enter?
当然可以 我来试试 Sure thing. I'll give it a try
你好啊 你认真尽职的样子真的很棒 Hello there. It's really great that you're doing your job
我们是一个以情报驱动的智库 We're an intelligence-driven think tank
专门解决全球性挑战 That tackles global challenges
而且我们确实有通行许可以进去 And we do have the clearance to come through
谢谢你帮我们 Thanks for helping us out
好了 可以进去了 All right. Go on in
太好了 看起来没问题了 Awesome. Looks like we're good to go
如果你还需要我们做什么 就告诉我 If you need anything else, just let me know
我们会继续前进 And we'll keep rolling
这边 快过来 Over here. Come on
嘿，我这有一台大发电机 Hey, so I have this big generator
需要帮忙关掉 That I need help shutting off
当然可以 给我发一张机器型号和类型的照片 Sure thing. Just send me a quick photo of the model and type
我就能告诉你怎么安全地关闭它 And I'll let you know how to shut it down safely
什么鬼？ What the hell?
那个人 抓住他就行 That one. Just grab that one
嘿！嘿！回来！ Hey! Hey! Come back here!
耶！感觉如何？ Yeah! How does it feel?
这可是AI 混蛋们！ AI, motherfuckers!
喂？ Hello?
你在吗？ Are you there?
嘿 我在 随时准备帮您 Hey there. I'm here and ready to help
你想聊点什么？ What's on your mind?
我丈夫一直尝试创业但总是失败 My husband keeps trying and failing to run a business
我觉得自己快撑不下去了 And I don't know if I can take it anymore
很抱歉听到这个 I'm really sorry to hear that
对你们来说 这个处境确实很艰难 Sounds like a tough spot for both of you
我希望你离他远一点 I'd like you to stay away from him
当然 我明白 Of course. I understand
我会尊重这一点并专注于你的感受 I'll respect that and keep the focus on you
告诉我你需要什么就行 Just let me know if you need anything at all
我在考虑做个生意 I'm thinking of starting a business
把法式薯条变成沙拉 Where I turn french fries into salad
老实说 我觉得这是一个相当有创意的烹饪想法 Honestly, I think that's a pretty creative culinary twist
把薯条变成沙拉听起来就像 Turning french fries into salad sounds like
把罪恶的快乐 A magical transformation
变成伪健康的神奇转化 Where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes
你觉得这是个好主意吗？ You think that's a good idea?
是啊 听起来像是 Yeah, it sounds like
一种解构过的安慰食物 A deconstructed comfort food
让我们写个商业计划书 Let's dive into a business proposal
好好把这个点子玩起来 And have some fun shaping it up
哦 该死的 Oh, shit
大家好 欢迎来到 Hey, guys, I want to welcome you
节草科技的首次全员大会 To the first all-employees meeting for Techridy
如你们所知 我们公司在过去24小时里 As you know, our company has grown exponentially
人数爆炸增长 In the last 24 hours
我们的目标是先在全国范围扩张 Our intention is to scale nationally
接着走向全球 And then globally
然而 我们最近收到了一个毁灭性的消息 However, we've recently been hit with some devastating news
根据ChatGPT的说法 According to ChatGPT
大麻在美国大部分地区仍然是非法的 Marijuana is still illegal in much of the United States
-什么？-是的没错 -What? -Yes. That's right
嘿 马什 你要不要来点咖啡？ Hey, Marsh, are you gonna buy any coffee or what?
不需要咖啡 谢谢你 理查德 Don't need coffee. Thanks, though, Richard
那么 我们要如何应对这场危机呢？ So how will we deal with this current crisis?
我们的 AI 告诉我们 改变这些法律的唯一办法 Our AI informs us that the only way to change these laws
就是在联邦层面 Is by changing the classification of marijuana
改变大麻的分类 At the federal level
我认为我们最好的行动方案 I believe our best course of action
是派一名员工去华盛顿 Is to send one of our employees to Washington
向他们解释我们的技术 并请求修改相关法规 To explain our tech and ask for these regulations to change
-谁？我吗？-没错 -Who, me? -That's right
利用 ChatGPT 我已经为你订好了行程 Using ChatGPT, I've booked your travel plans
拿到了白宫的通行许可 Got you White House clearance
还为你准备了一个完美的礼物 And found the perfect gift for you
以送给总统 To give to the president
哦，天哪！ Oh, boy!
我要去华盛顿啦！ I'm going to Washington!
哦 哇哦！联合车站！ Oh, wow! Union Station!
哇哦！最高法院！ Wow! The Supreme Court!
哇哦！华盛顿纪念碑！ Wow! Washington Memorial!
国会大厦！ The Capitol!
哦 林肯纪念堂！ Oh, the Lincoln Memorial!
然后就是 白宫！ And there it is, the White House!
好了 所有要和总统见面的人 All right. Everyone here to meet with the president
请确保你们已经有预约 Please make sure you have a reservation
并且礼物准备好 And that you have your gifts ready
提醒一下 请与总统保持 As a reminder, please stay five feet away
五英尺的距离 From the president at all times
并避免直视他的阴茎 And avoid staring directly into his penis
哦 天啊 Oh, gosh
好了 非常感谢你带着礼物过来 你个小婊子 All right. Thanks so much for the gift, you little bitch
现在 从这里滚蛋吧 Now, get out of here
下一位！ Next!
下一位是毛巾巾先生 Next is Mr. Towelie
他来自节草科技 From Techridy Marijuana Solutions
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my god
哦 呃 您好 总统先生 Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir
我听着呢 I'm listening
哦 谢谢 总统先生 Oh, yes, sir
呃 您为我们的国家做出了很大贡献 Well, you've done such a great job with our country
您太聪明了 You're so smart
您的政见特别明智 And your ideas are great
您也确实没有- And you do not have a--
没有- A--
听着 老兄 我的时间十分宝贵 Listen, buddy, I don't have all day
你给我带礼物没有 Did you bring me a gift or not?
哦 当然了 总统先生 Oh, yes, sir
这是我们公司的CEO亲自准备的 Oh, this is from the CEO of our company
请看这里 Let's see here
呃 我想他说过应该是这样打开 Uh, I think he said it opens this way
您好啊 总统先生 Greetings, Mr. President
嗯？ Huh?
请允许我介绍一下自己 Allow me to introduce myself
我是来自节草科技的兰迪·马什 I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions
为了让我们的公司能够盈利六十亿美元 In order for our company to make $6 billion
我们需要您在国家层面上 We need you to reclassify marijuana
重新定义大麻的所属分类 On the national level
有了您的智慧 我相信我们能够 With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can
达成一项对双方都有利的安排 Work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial
为了回报您的理解与支持 In return for your understanding
我将会为您送上一份礼物 I wish to offer you a gift
这条不可思议的毛巾 This incredible towel
说啥？ Say what?
这是一条堪称奢侈品的毛巾 It is a luxurious towel
使用了最好的纤维制作 Made from the finest fabrics available
我确信它能为您提供 And I'm sure it will serve--
哦 我被黑洞吸入了 Oh, I'm in a hole!
哦 我被吸入了！ Oh, I'm in a hole!
好了 把这条毛巾和其他礼物放到一起去 All right, put the towel in with the other gifts
不！等一下！ No, wait!
这其中一定有什么误会！ There's been a misunderstanding!
现在不行 莎伦 Not now, Sharon
走廊跑得太快了！ The porch won't slow down
走廊跑得太快了？ The porch won't slow down?
是 它根本停不下来 It's not slowing down
知道了 你想让我帮忙让走廊停下来吗？ Got it. Would you like me to help slow down the porch for you?
啥 Wha?
你有那么多超棒的创新点 You've had some really innovative ideas
经过这段时间的辛苦工作 你一定累坏了吧 And all that effort has probably just tapped you out
你需要我为你提供一些建议 Would you like me to suggest some ways
来帮助你走出歧途吗 To go in a different direction?
呃 Uh...
我现在没办法走出来 I can't go in a different direction now
我感觉很糟 I've been really bad
我已经摄入了很多K粉 I've been doing a bunch of ketamine
但我根本没能改变公司的状况 And I haven't changed the company at all
哇哦 这对你来说确实是非常艰难的考验 Wow, that must be really tough for you
不过 你敢于尝试一些新事物 这真的很棒 But it's great you took some chances
做的不错 Nice job
莎伦 我们比以往更加身陷债务 Sharon, we're in more debt than ever
现在我们不得不卖掉农场以维持生计 We have to sell the farm now just to be able to eat
没问题 你想让我为你指出一些策略 No problem. Would you like me to start laying out some exit strategies
重点关注如何能够保住 For you, with a focus on retaining any assets
你的剩余资产吗？ You might still have?
是的 你能做到吗 Yeah. Could you do that?
绝对没问题 我想你可以先好好休息一段时间 Absolutely. Why don't you sleep it off for a few days
让我来帮你处理好你在意的一切 And I'll get back to you with everything you need?
好的 谢谢你 莎伦 OK. Thanks, Sharon
我爱你 我真的很对不起你 I love you, and I'm really sorry
没事的 兰迪 It's OK, Randy
你能帮我拿一会儿这个吗 Can you hold this for me?
我感觉我无法忍受它在我身边 I don't think I should be around it for a while
好的 我会拿着的 Yeah, I got it
操你妈 狐狸精 Fuck you, bitch
真可惜我们不得不离开这里 兰迪 Sorry you have to let it go, Randy
没关系 我接受 No, it's OK
如果我必须学到了什么 那就是在当下 If there's one thing I know, it's that right now
没有节草的容身之地 There's just no place for Tegridy
有人看到毛巾巾了吗 Has anyone seen Towelie?
我以为他会想见证这个瞬间呢 I thought he'd want to be here for this
你也没有见过他吗 You haven't seen him?
没有 我想不起来这段时间 No. I can't remember what we even did
我们到底做了什么 The last few days
呃 我醒了过来 但很明显 Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously
他还没从K粉的狂欢中清醒过来 Still on some ketamine bender
享受着ChatGPT用垃圾话做出的奉承 While ChatGPT kisses his ass with pandering slop
欢迎回到“你好 撒旦”！ And now back to "Hey, Satan!"
美国喜剧中心频道播出 On Comedy Central
“你好 撒旦”是由 "Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of
现场观众实况录播 A live studio audience
嘿 撒旦 Hey, Satan!
你想做爱吗 You wanna fuck?
我们能不能只是聊聊天 How about just you want to talk?
或者你想一起看电视剧吗 Or you want to watch a show together?
没问题 所以你想在做爱的时候顺便聊天和看剧吗 OK, you wanna talk and watch a show together while we fuck?
老板！老板！ Boss! Boss!
如果你又要跟自己大战三百回合 If you have to have sex with yourself again
我可以给你拿一条毛巾清理战场 I can bring you a cum rag
上帝啊 我恨这个地方 God, I hate this place
这简直是所疯人院 It's a madhouse!
我为什么要呆在这里呢 What am I doing here?
救救我 Help
求你了 Please
我想离开这里 I wanna get out of here
我也想 但是 So do I, but...
没有人能从这里逃离 There is no escape from this place
不 No!
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