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南方公园第27季第4集
镬从口出
Wok is Dead
*我要去南方公园 快乐似神仙* I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
*灿烂笑脸随处见 邻里谦虚无欺骗* Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
*我要去南方公园 烦恼抛一边* Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
*日夜停车不用愁 嘘寒问暖把你念* Ample parking day or night, people spouting "howdy neighbor!"
*我要去南方公园 看我爽翻天* Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
*波霸妹子把手牵 咪咪大到我疯癫* I like girls with big vaginas I like girls with big fat titties
*快来南方公园 与朋友见个面* Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine
贝茜！贝茜！猜猜怎么着？ Betsy! Betsy! Guess what?
我爸带我去了亚洲泡泡玛特快闪店 My dad took me to the Asian pop-up store
看我买到了什么 Look what I got
平静拉布布 Serenity Labubu
-噢 它真的好可爱啊！-是吧？ -Oh, it's so cute! -Isn't it?
我之前也去了亚洲泡泡玛特快闪店 I was at the Asian pop-up too
这么好！ No way!
是啊 看我买到了什么 Yeah, look what I got
忠诚拉布布！ The Loyalty Labubu!
我的天呐 这真的太可爱了 Oh, my God, it's so cute!
-我知道 很可爱对吧？-是啊 我好爱它 -I know, right? -Yeah, I love it
噢 老兄 老兄 看这个 Oh, dude, dude, check it out
那件事又要发生了 It's about to happen again
我去 Ah, shit
我其实已经有忠诚拉布布了 I actually have Loyalty Labubu already
而且我还为它买了一件小衣服 And I have a little costume for it
这真的真的好可爱啊 That is seriously so cute
肯尼 大伙们 女孩们又在攀比拉布布了 Kenny, you guys, girls with Labubus
那件事又要发生了 It's about to happen again
快来看！ Come on!
然后 不管你相不相信 And then, believe it or not
我其实有栗子可可拉布布 I actually have Chestnut Cocoa Labubu
不可能吧！那可是最稀有的款式 No way! That is the rarest one
它是不是很可爱？ Isn't it so cute?
超级可爱！但这款很稀有 So stinking cute! But it's really rare
你确定这不是山寨货吗？ Are you sure it's not a knockoff?
天呐 又开始了 Oh, dog, here we go
我确定这是正版的 我检查过 Yeah, I checked
如果有谁的拉布布是盗版 那一定是你的 你这个胖婊子 If anyone's fake, it's probably yours, you fat bitch
去你的 贱人！ 吃屎去吧你！ Suck it, skank! Eat shit!
纯婊子！ Stupid slut!
啊啊啊！ Ahh!
好耶！好耶！ Yeah, yeah!
耶 耶！ 嘿！ Yeah, yeah! Hey!
嘿 别打了 别打了！ Hey, hey, hey, hey, break it up, break it up!
她在用她的拉布布在每个人面前现眼！ She's rubbing everyone's noses in her Labubus
你们俩都给我来辅导员室 立刻！ Both of you to the counselor's office, now!
-是她先开始的！-才不是 -She totally started it! -I did not
你给我闭嘴吧 我才没有 Shut up. I did not
她先拿着她的拉布布来到我的储物柜前 She came up to me at my locker with her Labubu
然后开始哔哔叭叭 And started talking shit
你每天都对着我的拉布布嚼舌根子呢 婊子 You talk shit about my Labubus every day, whore
嗯... Um...
是的 你们当爱你们的仇敌 Yea, love your enemies
为逼迫你们的祷告 And pray for those who persecute you
你让她不许说我的拉布布是假货了 Tell her to stop saying my Labubus are knockoffs
对 对不起 什么是拉布布？ I-I'm sorry, what is a Labubu?
这是一个小怪物挂件 It's a little monster accessory
他们都装在盲盒里 They come in blind boxes
所以你永远不知道下一个得到的会是什么 So you never know which one you're gonna get
比如说 你得用光运气才能 Like, you could just luck out
得到一只金色Time to Chill拉布布 And get a Time to Chill Pajama Gold Labubu
哦 天呐 那只真的很可爱 Oh, my God, that one is so cute
超级可爱 是吧？ It's so cute, right?
额 好吧 小姐们 Uh, all right, ladies
不如在校期间 你们就先 W-why don't you just give me the dolls
把这些娃娃先交给我保管？ Until the end of the school day?
这不公平！ That's not fair!
出去休息吧 Go on out to recess
你们可以放学后来这里接你们的拉布布 You can pick up your Labubus after school
哇 辅导员就是你这么干的？ Wow. What kind of counseling was that?
我也不知道 耶稣拉完了 姐妹 I don't know, Jesus sucks, dude
我们以前的辅导员要好多了 Our old counselor was so much better
对对对 这边再多放一点 Yeah, yeah, yeah, get some more over there
这一边开始塌了 This side's starting to fall
我们是城堡之王！ We are the kings of the castle!
让我们进去！ Let us in!
嘿 巴特斯 Hey, Butters
噢 额 啊 嘿 瑞德 Oh, well, uh, hey, Red
嗯 我只是在想 Um, I was just wondering
你这周末有空吗 What you're doing this weekend
谁 我吗？ Who, me?
是的 Yeah
嗯 这周末我要在我家开生日派对 Um, I'm having a birthday party at my house
只是想知道周末你愿不愿意来玩？ And I was seeing if maybe you'd want to come hang out?
你在和我说话？ You're talking about me?
对的 我也不知道 这听起来可能有点蠢 Yeah, I don't know, it's probably stupid
我不该来问的 你别放在心上 I shouldn't have asked. Never mind
不 不 我很乐意去你的 No, no, I'd love to come hang out with you
生日派对玩 瑞德 On your birthday, Red
真的吗？你会来？ Really? You would?
嗯 当然！ Well, sure!
好啊 这真是太好了 Okay, that's great
我待会把时间地点发给你 I'll text you all the details
好的 瑞德 到时候见 Okay, Red, I'll see you there
好的 还有 嗯 Okay, and um
也许我还会把我的生日愿望发给你 Maybe I'll text you my birthday wishlist, too
以免 你知道的 你想给我准备生日礼物 In case, you know, you want to get me a present
那当然！ Sure thing!
我的天呐 大伙们 Oh, my God, you guys
瑞德想和我玩！ Red wants to hang out with me!
这太难以置信了 That's incredible!
兄弟 她看起来真的很喜欢你 Bro, it seems like she really likes you
“已经等不及要在周六见到你了” "Really excited to see you Saturday."
哇 Whoa
我和瑞德 真幸运啊 Me and Red. Lucky
“这是我的生日愿望清单” "Here is my birthday gift wishlist."
“这款的拉布布” "This exact Labubu."
我去 你们知道我在想什么吗 Holy shit, you guys, you know what I think?
我在想 到了周六我就能知道 红发女孩的森林是不是 I think on Saturday I'm gonna find out if red-haired girls
也是红的了 Have a red bush!
-哇！-喔！ -Wow! -Wow!
耶 耶 Yeah, yeah
欢迎光临城市泡泡玛特快闪店 Welcome to City Asian Pop-Up Store
请问您需要什么呢 Can I take a order, please?
等下 这里之前不是城市中餐吗 Wait, didn't this place used to be City Wok?
是的 但整个国家都变了 Yeah, but whole country change
你没有听说吗 Didn't you hear the news?
城市中餐已死 Wok is dead
※恶搞标语woke is dead（“觉醒已死”）
现在这里是城市泡泡玛特快闪店 你想要什么呢 This City Pop-Up now. What do you like to have?
我们有城市泡泡玛特钥匙链 We got City Pop-up key chains
城市手机挂绳 City cell phone charm
城市动漫周边 City anime sculpture
好吧 其实 我是为了拉布布而来 Well, actually, I'm looking for a Labubu
哦 是的 大家都喜欢拉布布 Ah, yeah, everyone love Labubu
它们总是卖的特别快 They real hard to keep in stock
因为加税所以特别贵 Very expensive 'cause of tariffs
你懂的 呃 这对我很重要 You know, uh, it's really important
我交了新的女朋友 I got this new girlfriend
她想要这只拉布布作为生日礼物 And she wants this specific Labubu for her birthday
哦 那是拉布布隐藏款 Oh, that very rare Labubu
你只能在盲盒中抽出来 You only find that in a mystery box
盲盒是什么？ Mystery box?
嗨 你们还提供中餐吗 Hi. Are you guys still serving food?
不 不 中餐关门了 你没听说吗 No, no, no, Wok is dead. Haven't you heard the news?
我不能直接购买这只拉布布吗 Can't I just buy this Labubu?
不 根本不是这么一回事 No, that not the way it work
你必须购买盲盒 拆开后 You buy mystery box, you open it
或许你运气很好 可以抽到你想要的那只 Hopefully you get the one you want
好吧 一个盲盒多少钱 Okay, how much is a mystery box?
八十五美元 $85
八十五美元？ 85?
是的 你要付关税 Yeah, you gotta pay tariff
你以为是我承担关税？不不不 You think I pay tariff? No, no, no, no
是你为关税买单 You pay tariff
呃 好吧 我买一只 Well, okay, I'll take one
你这是坑人家孩子呀
一个破Labubu你收他们那么多的钱！
闭嘴 老婆！总得有人付关税！
你还是回去做你的橙子鸡吧！
耶 好吧 中餐已死 你个蠢婊子 Yeah, well, Wok is dead, you stupid bitch!
别再唠叨了！ Stop nagging me!
啊 真该死 Ah, dang it!
这不是我想要的那只！ This is the wrong one!
哦 确实 这是只幸运拉布布 Oh, yeah, that just Happiness Labubu
非常常见的普通款 Very common. Very common
你可以再试一次 需要八十五美元 You try again, $85
我还要再付八十五美元 I have to pay another $85
而且我可能还得不到我想要的那只拉布布吗 And I still might not get the one I want?
嘿 这可不怪我 是你们的政府 Hey, it's not me, it's your government
我才不会承担关税 I don't get fucked by tariff
是你们需要承担关税 You get fucked by tariff
在中国 我们管这个叫烫手山芋 In China, we call that hot potato
您现在观看的是 福克斯新闻 You're watching Fox News
总统先生刚刚结束其 The president has just returned
具有历史意义的海外关税峰会 现已回国 From his historic tariff summit overseas
这是我们的总统先生 看起来比以往更英姿勃发 There's the president now, looking handsome as ever
哦 这位是黑暗的君主 Oh, and there's the Prince of Darkness
不久前陪同总统先生共同旅行 Who's been traveling with the president as of late
总统先生已走下空军一号 The president has made his way off of Air Force One
即将向多家记者发表讲话 And will now speak to a diverse crowd of reporters
总桶…总统先生 请问关税峰会上进展如何？ Mr. Pre--Mr. President, how did the tariff meetings go?
哦 进展还算顺利 老兄！ Ah, they went great, buddy!
总统先生 我们都迫不及待想知道 Mr. President, we're all dying to know something
您的夫人 梅拉尼娅 她还呆在纽约 Your wife, Melania, has been staying in New York
离白宫很远 And away from the White House
你说的对！ That's right!
好的 福克斯新闻真的非常想知道 Well, what Fox News really wants to know is
您做了撒旦吗？ Are you fucking Satan?
不！我没有做撒旦！ No! I'm not fucking Satan!
我们只是一起出去转了转 We're just sorta hanging out
哦 拜托 特朗普总统 Oh, come on, President Trump
介于你们一段时间以来同进同出 With everything you've been doing
基本上整个国家都认为你已经做了撒旦了 Pretty much the whole country thinks you're fucking Satan now
我没有做撒旦！ I'm not fucking Satan!
我们能走了吗 求你了？ Can we go, please?
他做了撒旦 He is fucking Satan
那家伙绝对做了撒旦 That guy's definitely fucking Satan
太吊了 What a stud
是的 福克斯新闻！ Yeah, Fox News!
好了 所有人请注意 All right, everyone, listen up
大家都知道 全国上下已经花了很大力气来 As you know, there's a lot being done in the country
将基督精神带回学校中 To bring Christian values back to our schools
我们学校的新辅导员有一些担忧 Our new school counselor has some concerns
我想他愿意与在座各位分享一下 That I understand he'd like to voice
请开始吧 耶稣 Go ahead, Jesus
呃 我有一些困惑 Well, I'm just a bit confused
为什么最近有这么多人打架 About the dramatic rise in fist fighting
就因为这些拉布布们 Over these Labubus
-哦 是的 -嗯 没错 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah
噢 那些拉布布 Oh, the Labubus
孩子们疯狂地为之着迷 Kids go nuts for 'em
我只是不理解这又是什么风潮 I just don't quite understand what the fascination is
呃 你只要知道 这只是这个月的新流行事物罢了 Well, they're just the new fad of the month, you know
他们人为制造稀缺 让获得隐藏款变得困难 They make them scarce and hard to find a secret one
是啊 所有的孩子也会自己拍拉布布抖音视频 Yeah, and then all the kids make their Labubu TikToks
拉布布抖音视频？ Labubu TikTok?
是的 孩子们拍摄并观看这些视频 Yeah, the kids make 'em and they watch 'em
我投屏一个视频 I can pull one up
这是特纳夫人班上的凯莉·布朗森拍摄并上传的 This is Kelly Bronson from Mrs. Turner's class
嗨 朋友们 这是另外一个拉布布开箱视频 Hey, guys, this is another Labubu unboxing video!
我在网上买了这只拉布布 I got this Labubu online
我非常确定这不是盗版拉布布 I'm pretty sure it's not a Lafufu
这里有着二维码呢 I got the QR code right here
让我们来看看会开出什么 希望是只隐藏款 We're gonna see what we got. Hope it's a rare one
如果真的是 我绝对会疯掉的 If it is, I'm absolutely gonna freak out
好的 让我们看看 到底是什么呢 Okay, let's see, let's see, let's see!
拉布 Labu
噢 我的天哪 Oh, my God!
好的 可以了 我们开始仪式了 Okay, okay, let's start the ritual
拉布布 Labubu
拉布布 Labu-bu
拉布拉布拉布布布布 La-bula-bula-bu-bu-bu-bu
拉布布 拉布布 Labubu, Labubu
这他妈的究竟是在干什么 What the hell was that?
这是一条拉布布开箱视频 That's a Labubu unboxing TikTok
孩子们都疯狂地为止着迷 Kids go nuts for 'em
但是 这有点 像某种召唤撒旦的黑暗仪式 But that's, like, some dark Satanic ritual
噢 是的 拉布布是小恶魔 Oh, yeah, Labubus are demonic
是的 某种黑暗魔法 Yeah, dark magic
我不知道它们在中国被生产出来时就是这样的 I don't know if they come that way from China
还是孩子们给它们注入了某种苏美尔黑暗实体 Or the kids are infusing them with some Sumerian dark entity
※有阴谋论称Labubu和美索不达米亚恶魔Pazuzu有关 因此有了前面用Labubu召唤恶魔的画面
那是美索不达米亚 It's Mesopotamian
我懂了 所以你主要在担心什么 耶稣？ Got it. So what are your major concerns, Jesus?
老兄 Bro
这可不是小事 That's not normal
这些孩子要惹上麻烦了 These kids are in trouble
是的 这就是为什么每所学校都离不开辅导员 Yeah, that's why every school needs a counselor
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欢迎光临城市泡泡玛特快闪店 请点单 Welcome City Pop-Up. Take order, please
我这里有88.42美元 I have $88.42 in here
我需要买一个盲盒 I need to buy another mystery box
哦 抱歉 拉布布盲盒120美元 Oh, sorry, Labubu mystery box $120
什么？之前还是85美元！ What? It was $85!
是啊 是啊 关税上调了 Yeah, yeah, tariffs when up!
关税的事儿谁也说不准 这完全说不通 You never know with tariffs. They make no sense
但这不公平 But that's not fair!
是啊 没错 关税不公平 Yeah, no shit, tariffs not fair!
拜托 先生 我的女朋友今天要开派对 Please, sir, my girlfriend's party is today
我得帮她买到她想要的拉布布 And I have to get the Labubu she wants
拜托！ Please!
好吧 好吧 It's okay, it's okay
我有个主意 I have idea
想要便宜的盲盒吗？ You want mystery box for cheap price?
用抓娃娃机 You use claw machine
试试你的运气 You try your luck
用抓娃娃机抓一个盲盒 Use claw machine to get a mystery box
打开它 希望你能拿到你想要的好的拉布布 Open it up, hopefully you get good Labubu you want
拉布布 Labubu
拉布拉布拉布 Labu-labu-labu
拉布布 Labubu
拉布拉布拉布拉布 Labu-labu-labu-labu
哦 你差点就成功了 Oh, you so close
再试一次 Try again
哦 天啊 Oh, jeez
你怎么能这样对孩子啊！
哦 又来了 Oh, here we go
我被关税坑了 所以我得去坑孩子们 I get screwed by tariffs, so I have to screw the children!
为什么你不理解呢？ What do you not understand?
哼 早晚把咱们的餐馆生意都给毁在你手上！
那又怎么样 城市中餐已经不会回来了 婊子！ Yeah, well, Wok's not coming back, bitch!
城市炒中餐 底裤要赔穿！ Go wok, go brok!
拉布 Labu
谢谢你们能来 帕克斯顿太太 格雷太太 Thank you for coming, Mrs. Paxton, Mrs. Gray
我今天叫你们来是因为你们的女儿们 The reason I called you in today is because your girls were
因为他们的拉布布大吵了一架 In a major altercation over their Labubus
好吧 那你打算怎么处理这件事 Okay, so what are you gonna do about it?
内个 我希望我们可以合作 Well, I was hoping we could work together
也许可以让他们远离拉布布 To maybe just keep them away from the Labubus
哦 当然 把他们的拉布布拿走就行了 Oh, sure, just take their Labubus away
这就是你的建议 Great counseling
听着 我有理由相信学生们正在用 Look, I have reason to believe that the students are using
拉布布进行某种仪式 Labubus for some kind of... ritual
是啊 但是要知道这一点 你必须拥有一个非常稀有的拉布布 Yeah, but to do that, you have to have a super rare one
他们是女孩们唯一能在黑暗仪式中使用的 They're the only ones girls can use in dark rituals
你知道他们是恶魔吗？ You know that they're demonic?
是的 我们该怎么办 Yeah. What are we supposed to do?
我的女儿在抖音上看到凯莉·米勒召唤恶魔力量 My daughter sees Kelly Miller summoning demonic forces
然后她想成为像凯莉·米勒那样的人 On TikTok, then she wants to be like Kelly Miller
凯莉·米勒召唤了恶魔力量吗？ Did Kelly Miller summon demonic forces?
我不知道 她上吊了 I don't know, she hung herself
内个 我们也许应该让女孩们远离抖音 Well, we should probably keep the girls off of TikTok
哦 是啊 让他们远离抖音 Oh, yeah, just keep 'em off TikTok
你这辅导员真是个人才 That's some clever counseling there
-你有孩子吗 -我没有 -Do you have kids? -No, I don't
-看出来了 -内个 当你有孩子的时候 -Figures. -Well, when you do
你自己试试让他们远离抖音 You try and keep 'em off of TikTok
以及泡泡玛特快闪店 And out of the Asian pop-up store
等等 什么是泡泡玛特快闪店 Wait, what is an Asian pop-up store?
女孩们就是从那里得到拉布布的 That's where the girls get all the Labubus
他们在哪找到的这个家伙？ Where did they find this guy?
我们告诉过你他是个垃圾的辅导员 We told you he was a crappy counselor
这里是福克斯新闻的警报！ This is a Fox News Alert!
随着美国关税辩论的持续 As debates on American tariffs continue
今晚每个人都在思考一个问题 The question on every American's mind tonight
特朗普总统是不是在做撒旦？ Is President Trump fucking Satan?
总统和妻子在一起的次数越来越少 The president's been seen less and less with his wife
而和新朋友在一起次数越来越多 And more often with his new pal
这让全世界的人都说 Making people all around the world say
唐纳德特朗普肯定在做撒旦 "Donald Trump has got to be fucking Satan, for sure."
好吧 如果你还在怀疑 Well, for all of us who are still skeptical
特朗普总统是不是在做撒旦的话 That President Trump is fucking Satan
福克斯新闻获得了一些视频 Fox News has obtained some footage
特朗普总统似乎正在做撒旦 Of President Trump seeming to be fucking Satan
就是昨天在一个高尔夫球场上 This was at a golf course yesterday
总统正在英勇的打高尔夫 Where the president was heroically golfing
你甚至可以辨认出撒旦躲在灌木丛后面 You can just make out Satan going behind a bush
而特朗普总统就在那里 And President Trump right there--
他正在做撒旦 卡伦 你怎么看？ He's fucking Satan. Karen, what do you think?
我觉得总统绝对在做撒旦 I think the president is definitely fucking Satan
并且我很喜欢 And I love it
当然 很多美国人仍然认为 Of course, a lot of Americans still argue
总统不可能做撒旦 There's no way the president could be fucking Satan
所以我们请了一位肢体语言专家来告诉我们 So we have a body language expert to show us
这到底是怎么回事 Just how it is possible
内个 如果特朗普总统先生要做撒旦的话 Well, if Mr. President Trump is fucking Satan--
我不是在说他是不是 And I'm not saying if he is or isn't
不过我有点希望他是 I'm just kinda hoping he is--
他很可能是从后面过来 He mostly likely is coming in from the back
嗯 撒旦的体型相当庞大 Now, Satan has a pretty large physical presence
所以我们非常确定特朗普总统必须是上位 So we're pretty sure President Trump would have to get on top
-并且 -啊！ -And -Ah!
哦 我的天 总统正在做一些 Oh, my God, the president is doing things
其他总统从未做过的事情 No other president has done before
我爱他 I love him
如果你不认为总统特朗普正在做撒旦 If you don't think President Trump is fucking Satan
这绝对证明了他在做！ This definitely proves how he could be!
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请下单 Take order, please
是你一直在卖这些拉布布 Are you the one that has been selling all these Labubus
给我的学生吗？ To my students?
哦 天啊 Oh, boy
听着 定价这么高不是我的错 Look, it not my fault, these city prices, okay?
拉布布非常昂贵 Labubus very expensive
你卖的那些娃娃被诅咒了 Those dolls you are selling are cursed!
是啊 他们被诅咒了 Yeah, no shit they cursed
这叫关税 你把它传递出去 It's called tariff. You pass it along
我就被诅咒 我再诅咒你 I get the curse, I put the curse on you
就像艾滋一样 It's like AIDS
哦 我的天 我中了 Oh, my God, I got it!
我中了超级稀有款 I got the super rare!
嘿 你在他妈说啥呢？ Hey, what the hell you talking about?
这是我女朋友想要的那款 This is the one my girlfriend wants!
现在我可以把它带去参加她的生日聚会了 Now I can take it to her birthday party!
我的孩子 把它放下，它很危险 My child, put that down, it's dangerous!
嘿 嘿 等等 那是超级稀有的拉布布 Hey, hey, hold on, that's super rare Labubu
他大概值 600美元 你要付更多的关税 That worth, like, $600. You gotta pay more tariff
你敢收他关税？那明明是人家赢了的
哦 我的天 你能走开吗？ Oh, my God, will you go away?
听着 你俩 Listen, both of you!
还有更重要的事情要做 There are more important issues at hand
我的孩子 你不能把它带去参加生日派对 My child, you cannot take that to a birthday party
啊 操 他去哪了 Ah, shit, where he go?
撒旦？ Satan?
你为什么这么伤心？ Why are you so sad?
我想离开这个地方 I wish to be gone from this place
我不明白 I do not understand
如果你不想留在这里 If you do not want to be here
那你为什么还要留下？ Then why do you stay?
命运的黑暗潮流迫使我留下 I am forced to stay by the dark tides of destiny
我几个月前就想离开了 但我不能离开 I wanted to leave months ago, but I cannot
因为这个盒子里的东西 Because of what's in this box
盒子里有什么？ What's in the box?
没人应该知道的秘密 The secret none must know
然而 很快所有人就会知道 And yet, all will soon discover
我能感受到变革的潮流 I can feel the tides of change
最终决战即将到来 The final showdown is upon us
生日快乐 瑞德！ Happy birthday, Red!
巴特斯 Butters
等等 这不会是我想的那个吧？ Wait. Is that what I think it is?
嗯 这得你自己打开后才能知 Well, you'll have to wait till you open it to find out--
噢 好的 Oh, all right then
我爱你 巴特斯！ I love you, Butters!
哇！ Wow!
我拿到了 大伙们！ I got it, you guys!
噢 哇！ 这真是太酷了！ Oh, wow! It's so cool!
噢 它好可爱 Oh, it's so cute!
多亏了巴特斯 I got the super rare
我拿到超级稀有了 All thanks to Butters
你准备做那个吗？ So are you gonna do it?
那当然！我们现在就上楼做！ Yeah! We're gonna go upstairs and do it!
喔！我们要做啥？ Whoa! We're gonna what?
来我的房间吧 巴特斯！ Come up to my room, Butters!
我的天呐！ Oh, my God!
嘿 如果有人想看我们做的话 Hey, if anyone wants to watch us do it
和我们一起上楼吧 Come on up!
好呀 耶 真不错 Okay, yeah. Great
噢！这一切都发生的太快了 瑞德！ Oh! This is all really sudden, Red!
等等！ Wait!
南方公园小学 不好意思 我们已经关门了 South Park Elementary. I'm sorry, we're closed
贝芙！我得知道今天有哪个学生 Bev! I need to know which of the students
在过生日 Has a birthday today
你是谁？ Who is this?
是我 耶稣！ It's me, Jesus!
谁？ Who?
学校辅导员！ The school counselor!
噢 我不知道今天谁过生日 Oh. I don't know who has a birthday today
那其实一般是辅导员的工作 That was actually always the counselor's job
那能请你帮我在学校记录里查一下吗 拜托了？ Can you just look it up in the school records, please?
稍等 Hang on
看来我现在也得负责你的工作了 Guess I'm doing your job too now
好了 好了 我的天呐 Okay, okay. Oh, my God
我好兴奋 终于可以做了 I'm so excited to finally do it
额 耶 我想我也很兴奋和你一起做 瑞德 Well, yeah, I guess I'm excited to do it, too, Red
好 我想我们都准备好了 Okay, I think we're all ready
拿着 你负责把整个过程录下来 Here, you take a video of the whole thing
喔！我们就不能从接吻开始吗？ Whoa! Can't we just kiss first?
嘿！大家好！这是我的拉布布抖音视频 Hey! What's up, guys? This is my TikTok Labubu video
我拿到了一只超级稀有 让我们看看这能不能用 I got the super rare, so let's see if it works
嘿 我们也想看 Hey, we want to watch
好啊 都进来吧大家 Yeah, come on in, you guys
拉布布 拉布布 Labubu, Labubu
-发生什么事了？-拉布布 拉布布 -What the heck's going on? -Labubu, Labubu
啊！ Ah!
噢 天呐 Oh, God!
拉布布 拉布布 Labubu, Labubu
他要来了！ Here he comes!
啊！ Ah!
我们召唤恶魔的力量！ We call the demonic forces!
使其于我的生日派对上现身！ Appear before us at my birthday party!
这太酷了！ This is so cool!
嗒哒！ Ta-da!
好恶！ Ew!
等等 是这东西做的撒旦？ Wait, that thing is fucking Satan?
没有！我没有做撒旦！ No! I'm not fucking Satan!
这里是福克斯新闻超级警报！ This is a Fox News Super Alert!
我们有了新的特朗普和撒旦的目击情报 We may just have another Trump and Satan spotting
据传 两个人正在落基山脉的 The two are rumored to be
一个小山城同时被目击 In a small mountain town in the Rockies
让我们转到科罗拉多分台 Let's go to our Colorado affiliate
是的 兄弟们 这里的的确确出现了黑云 Yeah, guys, there's definitely black clouds
还有成群的蝗虫 And swarms of locusts here
嗯 大概还有一个拉布布派对 Um, probably another Labubu party
你知道的 一般有拉布布派对的地方 You know, whenever there's a Labubu party
总统和撒旦就会出现 The president and Satan usually make an appearance
我们现在在在天上目击着这一切 We've got our eye in the sky now
大伙们 你们看到了什么 Guys, what are you seeing?
是的 你可以看到小女孩们 Yeah, you can see little girls
奔跑并尖叫 Running and screaming
总统刚刚走到了前院的草坪上 The president just coming out onto the front lawn--
以及是的 撒旦也在这 And yes, there is Satan
他们绝对在一起玩 They're definitely hanging out
来吧 我们走！ Come on, let's go!
路西法！ Lucifer!
所以... So...
是你啊 It is you
你到底在做什么 撒旦？ Just what are you doing, Satan?
我会知道的 I will know
好的 看起来耶稣基督也出现在现场 Okay, it looks like Jesus Christ is now on the scene
准备进行圣经中的决战 For some kind of biblical showdown
我已经见识过你的邪恶了 撒旦 I have seen your evil at work, Satan
我命令你现在立刻离开这个王国 I bid you leave this realm at once
你觉得我不想离开吗？ You think I don't want to leave?
我已经和他绑在一起了！ I am bound to him!
怎么被绑在一起了？ Bound to him how?
好吧！拿着！ All right, fine! Here!
你们都想知道真相吗？ You all want to know the truth?
是的！我们在一起了！ Yes! We're together!
我们在一起好几个月了 We've been together for months
以及我想离开他 但是我做不到 And I want to leave him, but I can't
因为... Because...
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant
他怀孕了？ He's pregnant?
哇 Whoa
现在你们都知道了 So now you all know
我不得不在这种情况下 I am forced to stay in this situation
再待几年 For several more years
额 撒旦说他被困在白宫 Uh, Satan is saying he's been trapped at the White House
因为他怀孕了 Because he's pregnant
额 让我们把画面转到科学专家 Uh, let's get our science expert in here
看看这是否可行 To see if that's actually possible
是的 额 恶魔的怀孕稍微有些不同 Yeah, uh, demonic pregnancies work a little different
这个概念一般被称为“屁股宝宝” The term is "butt baby."
好吧 看起来就是这样了 All right, well, that seems to be it
撒旦坏了总统的孩子 Satan is pregnant with the president's child
所以福克斯新闻现在可以确定了 So Fox News can now confirm
唐纳德·特朗普这段时间一直在做撒旦 Donald Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time
耶！ Yeah!
这对于福克斯新闻来说是不错的一天 This is a great day for Fox News
耶 福克斯新闻！ Yes, Fox News!
各位觉得唐纳德·特朗普 For all the doubters who thought Donald Trump
没有做撒旦的人 Wasn't fucking Satan
去你们的！ In your face!
我们现在去找摇滚小子 We're gonna check in now with Kid Rock
小子 你得先克制一下自己的情绪 Kid, you must be overcome with emotion
我只是 只是单纯的不认为 I just-I just honestly didn't think
总统在做撒旦 但是 The president was fucking Satan, but
现在我知道了他一直都在这么做 Now knowing that he has been this whole time
我真的很开心 I'm just so happy
好吧 我想你们都已经学到了宝贵的一课 Well, I hope you guys learned a valuable lesson
如果你们在不做安全措施的情况下乱搞 If you mess around and you aren't safe
后果会很严重 It can have really big consequences
好的 我以后很久都不会做爱了 Yeah, I'm not having sex for a long time
我也受够了拉布布 And I'm done with Labubus
好的 这很棒 因为作为你们的辅导员 Well, that's good, because as your counselor
我要在学校禁止拉布布 I'm banning Labubus from school
和抖音 以及手机 And TikTok. And cell phones
现在回教室吧 Now get back to class
你们俩在接下来的两周都要留堂 You both have detention for two weeks
噢 怎么这样！ Oh, man!
喔 那个新辅导员真是个混蛋 Wow, new counselor's kind of a dick
是啊 但他比上一个强 Yeah, but he's better than the last guy
拉布布 Labubu
拉 拉布 拉布 La, labu-labu
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